12 Bookmarks by CaptainLanguage
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Rapper-producer Min Yoongi takes the train late one night after his friends crash his car unexpectedly. He sits next to a stranger watching cat videos with the volume turned up, and ends up watching with him for the rest of the ride.
A six-minute slightly awkward train ride with someone he barely even talked to or looked at shouldn't have such an effect on Yoongi, but it does. He goes back to catch the same train, again and again.
And slowly and steadily, his world begins to shift.
He doesn’t even know the stranger's name.
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- English
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- 79,715
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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09 Jun 2026
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There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
Then, you have the punchline.
The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.(Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)
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- English
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- 138,610
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 1,127
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- 1,733
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- 612
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13 Feb 2026
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Who the Ever-Loving F*** Made Me A Prince!? (Rewrite) by sherashalala
Fandoms: Dream SMP, 어느날 공주가 되어버렸다 | Who Made Me A Princess (Webcomic), Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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Tommy wakes up in a book he's read once before, now casted as an infant prince named Theseus-- that would have been fine if this infant isn't destined to die at the age of fifteen by the hands of his own royal brother.
Tommy as Theseus will not have that.
He'll be changing a few things in here. For one, he will not be called Theseus. That's such a gaudy name. Who the hell chose that-? Oh right.
The brother who is going to execute him.
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OR The SBI Who Made Me A Princess AU we all needed.
OR OR Tommy gets stuck inside a book and he has to use childish charm to change fate.(The Rewrite)
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- Part 2 of Who the FUCK?
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- English
- Words:
- 54,325
- Chapters:
- 13/42
- Collections:
- 1
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17 Nov 2025
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"I bet he cries when he comes," Minho can't help but murmur, scowling across the room at the smiling boy everyone just seemed to be in love with.
"No way," Hyunjin immediately protests with a scoff. "Where did you even get that idea?"
"Minho's just moody 'cause he knows Chan wouldn't wanna fuck him," Seungmin states with way too much assuredness.
"Oh great." Jisung has finally torn his reverent stare away from Chan to cast Minho some wary side-eye, watching how his best friend has gone dangerously quiet, eyes thinned into a suddenly competitive glare. "Now Minho is gonna have to get Chan to fuck him just to prove a point."
"And I will make him cry," Minho promises.
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Minho and Chan were total opposites in every way: sharp frowns versus wide smiles, chocolate hair versus beach blonde waves, unforgiving cold against total sunshine. Chan was popular and loved by all, and Minho really couldn't give a fuck.
So why, why, why were they perfect for each other?- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 641
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11 Nov 2025
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Science for People Who Hate Science by Tierfal
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
05 Sep 2020
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Filming for the latest update to Ed's channel does not go quite to plan, but it works out a whole hell of a lot better than he expected.
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Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option.
Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle.
The chaebol arranged marriage au that exactly one and a half people asked for.
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- English
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- 175,834
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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- 3,870
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Bookmarked by CaptainLanguage
13 Oct 2025
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When Minho went to buy groceries, he saw Jisung’s face on the cover of a magazine at checkout. Hands shaking, he picked it up. It was their newest issue. Jisung’s face was smooth, flawless. He looked perfect. He looked like a stranger. Minho was filled with the sudden urge to cry. He didn’t.
If Minho had to describe Jisung in one page, nothing in the magazine would’ve made the cut. Jisung was a force of nature. He was the storm and the sun after rain. He was stubborn and wonderful and kind. Minho loved him still and knew at that moment that he always would — in silence, in loneliness, through phone and TV screens.
My superstar, he thought, and tried to smile even as it felt like his heart was breaking all over again. Mine, and everyone else’s.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 55,425
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 514
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- 3,525
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26 Aug 2025
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내가 원하는 건 저기 하늘 위 all i want is there, above the sky by sharkbait (aerxplane)
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
26 Apr 2025
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This, Jihoon thinks, must be Soonyoung’s most natural state in the world. Bare-faced, hair disheveled with that bleached blond that Jihoon has always thought suited him so well, trails of sweat starting to form around his temples and shoulders rising and falling as he catches his breath from movement that comes more naturally to him than anyone. It is not a stretch to say that Jihoon loves him like this.
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- English
- Words:
- 22,530
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 45
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- 197
- Bookmarks:
- 47
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- 2,990
Bookmarked by CaptainLanguage
05 Jul 2025
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“What are you doing here?” Seungmin asks, his voice shaky and quiet. He tries to straighten up a bit, to appear more confident, but he's so, so, so tired. He slumps back into himself, wanting to suddenly learn how to teleport and get back to the safety of his apartment. “If you're gonna laugh, do it now.”
“What the fuck are you talking about?” Minho asks, furrowing his eyebrows. “Dude, you just had a panic attack and you think I’m going to laugh at you?”
(or; Seungmin has a panic attack, and his 'enemy' Minho finds him. Cue an unexpected friendship, and something more.)
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- Part 1 of music, dance
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“please, hyung,” adds jeongguk, squeezing his eyes shut tight and tight. “stay.”
“i can’t,” says yoongi, but he tugs a little on jeongguk’s wrist anyway. dips his head, kisses the back of jeongguk’s hand. “you know i can’t.”
what jeongguk knows is: yoongi smokes when he’s anxious, even though he’s not supposed to and gets in trouble every time he’s caught with the smell on his breath. yoongi has a spot right behind his knees that makes him giggle uncontrollably if tickled but he’ll never admit to it. when they were in high school, yoongi used to steal him during free periods and buy him milkshakes or root beer floats or anything he wanted, just to lick the stickiness right out of his mouth. now it’s—different. he knows a lot about yoongi. knows, too, that yoongi can’t stay, not anymore, no matter how many times jeongguk asks. no matter how prettily he begs.
(or: no matter how famous he gets, yoongi can never quite let go of his high school sweetheart. but jeongguk is so, so tired of holding on.)
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- Part 2 of reckless love
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,676
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 144
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08 Mar 2025
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09 Jan 2024
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The Selection (remember that one?), but make it a hundered times better!
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It's Not Arson, It's Team-building by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
26 Aug 2022
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Just as he was about to go through the papers, he heard a creak from Cabin 15. He looked up eager to see who he would be sharing his time in the woods with. Whoever was about to cross his path would determine everything about the summer he was about to have.
Oh no-
Oh God no-
Scratch every optimistic thought he had leading up to this point because standing right in front of him was a person who changed everything. The most annoying, entitled, arrogant brat on the property was standing in front of him.
“Hello Quackity.” said Wilbur Soot.
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Quackity and Wilbur are summer camp counselors assigned to cabins right next to each other despite their rivalry, and it only gets gayer from there.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,030
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Comments:
- 262
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Bookmarked by CaptainLanguage
13 Apr 2023