10 Works by CaptainMerchant

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  1. Piracy and Kittens by

    Fandoms: Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)  

    22 Aug 2025

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    In which Shipwreck Island is infested with cats.
    Featuring:
    . Elizabeth having the only functioning brain cell in all the Seven Seas
    . Jack Sparrow being... himself
    . The Pirate Lords being completely insane
    . Cats being cats

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,850
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    171

  2. And I’m so furious (At you for making me feel this way) by

    Fandoms: Scream (Movies)  

    20 Jul 2025

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    Chapter 1: In which Sam and Danny come *this* close to fucking in an elevator
    Chapter 2: In which Sam and Danny *actually* fuck (but not in an elevator lol)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,514
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    592

  3. Late Nights in the Half Light by

    Fandoms: My Fault: London (2025)  

    17 Mar 2025

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    6 weeks post-kidnapping, Noah is struggling to keep her nightmares at bay. Luckily, Nick is always available to help.
    Title derived from "Feel the Rush" by Asha Banks!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,986
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    171
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2,392

  4. The Incarceration and Liberation of Frank Gallagher (Courtesy of Fiona et. al) by

    Fandoms: Shameless (US)  

    30 Dec 2024

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    How many Gallaghers (and honourary Gallaghers) does it take to break another Gallagher out of prison? The answer: a lot more than you'd think.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    615

  5. Cornley, Underwater by

    Fandoms: The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields, The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019), Magic Goes Wrong - Lewis & Sayer & Shields  

    10 Aug 2024

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    Let's just say that the Cornley Drama Society's rehearsals are already hard enough to get through without a flash flood getting in the way.
    Set sometime during Season 1 of The Goes Wrong Show.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,144
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Hits:
    230

  6. All's Fair in Love and Grog by

    Fandoms: The Artful Dodger (TV 2023)  

    25 Jun 2024

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    What horrors (or hijinks) might have occurred if Gaines’s prohibition had lasted for more than a day?
    Set during/ after so1ep6

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,963
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    571

  7. Round Up The Friends You Got by

    Fandoms: Shameless (US)  

    24 Dec 2023

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    Set in s01e08 after Fiona gets back from Sticks and Skates. What if it was Steve who caught Fiona crying in the kitchen instead of Lip?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,362
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,627

  8. The Jolliest Bunch of Assholes (A Scream 6 Chatfic) by

    Fandoms: Scream (Movies)  

    23 Oct 2023

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    Chatfic where it was only Wayne Bailey who decided to don the Ghostface mask in Scream 6. That means that everyone is alive and more chaotic than ever.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,515
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,594

  9. We Wear Red So They Don't See Us Bleed by

    Fandoms: Scream (Movies)  

    31 Aug 2023

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    Sam deserves the world. Danny and Sam deserved all the screen-time.
    Set roughly two months before the events of Scream VI.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,406
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    848

  10. Baby by

    Fandoms: Scream (Movies)  

    18 Jun 2023

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    A short drabble about the first time the Core Four hear Danny call Sam ‘baby’.
    Spoiler alert: they’re not mature about it. At all.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,918
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,091

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