CaptainMerchant
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In which Shipwreck Island is infested with cats.
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. Elizabeth having the only functioning brain cell in all the Seven Seas
. Jack Sparrow being... himself
. The Pirate Lords being completely insane
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And I’m so furious (At you for making me feel this way) by CaptainMerchant
Fandoms: Scream (Movies)
20 Jul 2025
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Chapter 1: In which Sam and Danny come *this* close to fucking in an elevator
Chapter 2: In which Sam and Danny *actually* fuck (but not in an elevator lol) -
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6 weeks post-kidnapping, Noah is struggling to keep her nightmares at bay. Luckily, Nick is always available to help.
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The Incarceration and Liberation of Frank Gallagher (Courtesy of Fiona et. al) by CaptainMerchant
Fandoms: Shameless (US)
30 Dec 2024
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How many Gallaghers (and honourary Gallaghers) does it take to break another Gallagher out of prison? The answer: a lot more than you'd think.
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Cornley, Underwater by CaptainMerchant
Fandoms: The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields, The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019), Magic Goes Wrong - Lewis & Sayer & Shields
10 Aug 2024
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Let's just say that the Cornley Drama Society's rehearsals are already hard enough to get through without a flash flood getting in the way.
Set sometime during Season 1 of The Goes Wrong Show.
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A collection of fics based on the harebrained shenanigans of the Gallaghers and Jimmy/Steve. This collection is mostly Fiona and Jimmy-centric, and is based on the idea that Fiona and Jimmy stay together throughout the series. Happy reading!
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- Bookmarks:
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Four Cares for Tris by DancingChupacabra
Fandoms: Divergent Series - Veronica Roth, Divergent - All Media Types
01 Jun 2020
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After finding herself embroiled in violence on the street, and injured Tris stumbles back to Tobais's apartment, where he takes care of her injuries and comforts her.
(It is slightly AU but honestly could be canon)
Bookmarked by CaptainMerchant
17 May 2025
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unwriting an old tragedy by Sapphic_terror
Fandoms: My Fault: London (2025), Culpa mía | My Fault (2023)
17 Feb 2025
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Ronnie is a touch smarter, and he guts Nick’s McLaren first. Noah has to save herself. (It’s a lot bloodier.)
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Or, The road to salvation looks a lot like the road to hell, and survival is a painful thing.
Bookmarked by CaptainMerchant
18 Mar 2025
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O’Shon calls Ava another name by mistake, shaking her confidence. His heartfelt reassurance reminds her she’s unmatched, and she finds comfort in his sincerity.
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25 Jan 2025
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“Wow.”
That was the first word Kie managed to get out after rolling herself off JJ and snuggling down beside him, head on his chest, feet touching, both of them focused on coming back to planet Earth again. The boy chuckled and Kie’s heart literally skipped a beat at the sound. “Yeah”, he breathed out, “wow.”
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or, jj and kie talk a little after their first time together.
Bookmarked by CaptainMerchant
07 Jan 2023