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Bond's coworkers sometimes offered edible support at his hospital bedside; Q was both the most and least efficient at it.
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Diagnosis: OQS (Overworked Quartermaster Syndrome) by Castillon02
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
26 Dec 2024
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Q definitely had amnesia. Absolutely. No doubt whatsoever. He was the unfortunate victim of a terrible amnesia whose duration mysteriously lengthened whenever M asked if Q would come back to work.
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You Either Die a Hero or Live Long Enough to Become a CEO by Castillon02
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
20 Dec 2024
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“Right. Okay.” Jason rubbed his forehead. “You know how sometimes start-up companies get successful and then they suddenly realize that they have a million employees instead of ten and that they should probably have things like an HR department and a pension plan?”
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Chemical Assistance by Castillon02
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Dec 2024
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Wade did a little research on Spidey's web fluid, considered his lack of a chemistry degree, and then remembered that Spidey sucked at lying and his web fluid was probably made out of chemicals scavenged from a high school lab. Operation: Give Spidey Drugs So He Can Keep Ejaculating His Stringy White Fluid was officially a go.
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Boombox Bugging by Castillon02
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Nov 2024
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Spidey reveals an unexpected power. Also, he and Wade are both able to diagnose each other's "Now That What I Call Music! Volume Ten" jam-out songs with embarrassing accuracy.
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Broken Curses by Castillon02, greedy_dancer
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 Aug 2020
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A series exploring the ways Geralt and Jaskier trust each other. All works can be read independently.
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- 9,945
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- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 83
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Old Enough To Know (too young to care) by K_R_Closson
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
30 Oct 2025
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The last thing Jaster remembers is being betrayed by Montross. Now, he's been rescued by an attractive young Jedi knight. Together, Jaster and Obi-Wan search the galaxy for clues of Jango Fett and the remnants of the True Mandalorians.
They grow closer during their travels but when they find Jango, they are pulled apart, Jaster with his duties as Mand'alor and Obi-Wan with his duties to the Jedi Order. Will fate, or the Force, reunite them again?
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- English
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- 85,235
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- 19/19
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- 1,384
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
03 Oct 2026
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Old Enough To Know (too young to care) by K_R_Closson
Completed: 2025-10-30
Work ID: 69919616Relationship Tags:
Work Summary:
The last thing Jaster remembers is being betrayed by Montross. Now, he's been rescued by an attractive young Jedi knight. Together, Jaster and Obi-Wan search the galaxy for clues of Jango Fett and the remnants of the True Mandalorians.
They grow closer during their travels but when they find Jango, they are pulled apart, Jaster with his duties as Mand'alor and Obi-Wan with his duties to the Jedi Order. Will fate, or the Force, reunite them again?
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/10/03
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Obi-Wan Kenobi's name means Nobody of No Clan. This comes in handy when he accidentally becomes Mand'Alor.
Darth Sidious has no idea his whole day is about to be ruined (Nobody trolls the Sith and gets away with it!)
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- Part 1 of Star Wars: Panto Edition
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- English
- Words:
- 24,311
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 42
- Comments:
- 1,199
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
26 Sep 2026
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Mand'Alor the Nameless by Sefiru
Part 1 of Star Wars: Panto EditionSeries Information:
ID: 4383577
Words: 31,678 | Works: 4 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 672
Description:Star Wars in the style of British Pantomime: where everyone gets to be their best self, and puns save the Galaxy!
Completed: 2024-02-09
Work ID: 51506866Relationship Tags:
• Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi
• Shmi Skywalker/Pre Vizsla
• Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker
• Darth Maul/The Force
• Asajj Ventress & Komari VosaWork Summary:
Obi-Wan Kenobi's name means Nobody of No Clan. This comes in handy when he accidentally becomes Mand'Alor.
Darth Sidious has no idea his whole day is about to be ruined (Nobody trolls the Sith and gets away with it!)
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/09/26
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After the events on Bandomeer, Qui-Gon reiterates that he cannot train Obi-Wan, but he tells Obi-Wan he deserves to be a Jedi. Obi-Wan follows Qui-Gon back to the Temple, becomes the padawan of Councilor Mace Windu, and dedicates himself to being a padawan worthy of a master who sits on the Council and invented his own lightaber form. Along the way, he bonds with his lineage sister, Depa Billaba, gets into mischief with his best friend Quinlan, and meets the Mand'alor, Jaster Mereel.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, unwanted child and then unwanted initiate finds himself a family that spans cultures and the galaxy. And when darkness rises up to threaten it, he defends his family with all the lessons and tricks the Force has taught him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 91,582
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Comments:
- 2,146
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- 5,452
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- 1,905
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- 110,036
Bookmarked by Castillon02
26 Sep 2026
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All the Roads We Walk Are Winding by K_R_Closson
Completed: 2024-10-21
Work ID: 58198192Relationship Tags:
Work Summary:
After the events on Bandomeer, Qui-Gon reiterates that he cannot train Obi-Wan, but he tells Obi-Wan he deserves to be a Jedi. Obi-Wan follows Qui-Gon back to the Temple, becomes the padawan of Councilor Mace Windu, and dedicates himself to being a padawan worthy of a master who sits on the Council and invented his own lightaber form. Along the way, he bonds with his lineage sister, Depa Billaba, gets into mischief with his best friend Quinlan, and meets the Mand'alor, Jaster Mereel.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, unwanted child and then unwanted initiate finds himself a family that spans cultures and the galaxy. And when darkness rises up to threaten it, he defends his family with all the lessons and tricks the Force has taught him.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/09/26
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Episode ???: A New Hope by Flor_of_Desert
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
15 Mar 2022
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One chance to fix everything. He could do this.
He can do this.
Obi-Wan had so many questions and very few answers. Just to get better, he’d have to deal with it cautiously - for now, no one could know what’d happened to him - and he had to pretend to be an unremarkable Initiate, while he decided which path he would guide the Order to save the galaxy.
No pressure. He’d been once a GAR High General and he was never behind his paperwork. He could do this.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 131,929
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Collections:
- 38
- Comments:
- 1,760
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- 8,604
- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
23 Sep 2026
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Episode ???: A New Hope by Flor_of_Desert
Part 1 of Episode ???: Obi-Wan saves the galaxy no matter where or when he is!Series Information:
ID: 2865829
Words: 198,364 | Works: 2 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 447
Description:A series about a time traveller Obi-Wan Kenobi and his adventures while he tries desperately to save the galaxy. Each work features a different when.
A New Hope: Obi-Wan goes back in time to his Initiate days and from there he tries to fix everything that went wrong.
The Empire Strikes Back: Obi-Wan goes forward in time to join the Rebels as he tries to free the galaxy from Sidious and Vader.
Completed: 2022-03-15
Work ID: 35728822Relationship Tags:
• Obi-Wan Kenobi & Mace Windu
• Obi-Wan Kenobi & Plo Koon
• Dooku & Obi-Wan Kenobi
• Obi-Wan Kenobi/Happiness - Relationship
• Obi-Wan Kenobi & Jaster Mereel
• Jango Fett & Obi-Wan KenobiWork Summary:
One chance to fix everything. He could do this.
He can do this.
Obi-Wan had so many questions and very few answers. Just to get better, he’d have to deal with it cautiously - for now, no one could know what’d happened to him - and he had to pretend to be an unremarkable Initiate, while he decided which path he would guide the Order to save the galaxy.
No pressure. He’d been once a GAR High General and he was never behind his paperwork. He could do this.
(Approximate) Last Read: 2026/09/24
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The Adventures of Mace Windu and his Feral Murder Children by GoldfinchBright
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Nov 2025
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Mace is called in to help an Initiate who is having visions.
He did not expect this to end with him adopting a whole pack of temporally displaced feral murder children.- Words:
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Bookmarked by Castillon02
29 Aug 2026
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The Adventures of Mace Windu and his Feral Murder Children by GoldfinchBright
Completed: 2025-11-28
Series ID: 4933858Relationship Tags:
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Series Summary:
Mace is called in to help an Initiate who is having visions.
He did not expect this to end with him adopting a whole pack of temporally displaced feral murder children.