CatTreatsAreForHumans
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Myself by ancient words, I put my power first by CatTreatsAreForHumans
Fandoms: Empires SMP
21 Sep 2026
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Katherine finds herself in a bit of a pickle after her husband dies for the crime of killing the mayor of their corrupt town.
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“Grian may have walked happily to his grave,” Katherine spoke, breathing hard. “But I will not die so easily.”
“You're only alive because– I don't know! Because I want to be more than a killer? Because fWhip is dead and now I have to be my own person? Fuck!” The knight slammed a fist down into the dirt next to Katherine's head. “You’re not supposed to be like this.”
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if they only remember you a victim, it will be her fault by CatTreatsAreForHumans
Fandoms: Empires SMP
20 Sep 2026
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Gem and fWhip are half Asian, half white, this fic explores Empires SMP and yuri tropes (such as ‘Crimson Rose and Candy Girl’) through the lens of ‘what if/how is race and/or racism involved?' and underneath the outer layer of Empires SMP, there is a autonomy, dehumanization and storytelling while thinking about whose story gets to be told, lying underneath.
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May Apologizes and the World is a Better Place by CatTreatsAreForHumans
Fandoms: Not Quite Human - Fandom
19 Sep 2026
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May regrets teaching Shan the wrong meaning and pronunciation of yaoi, and apologizes. It could've gone better, but, given her history, it absolutely could've gone worse.
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"Something is obviously wrong." Squiddo replies, pursing their lips and raising their eyebrows. "...But it's none of my business, so I'll let it slide."
It's a good thing people can change their minds.
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Michela has something akin to a panic attack. She's alone, she's so alone and wants to go back home, until she isn't alone, and home... maybe home can wait.
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Whatever happened to the time of our lives? by CatTreatsAreForHumans
Fandoms: Empires SMP
31 Jul 2026
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Gem and fWhip run away from the end of the world, knowing that there's nothing left for them, when everyone they love is dead.
Right?
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I made a playlist for corrupted!gem
here's the link to it :D
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4zOq2bQt1HIQe0wZcdFKox?si=588ba225f9234882
i'd embed it or something fancy if i knew how but i refuse to comply with html <3
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The extended universe to my superhero/magical girl AU
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Sick Fics (In which I write fics for my friends when they are sick) by CatTreatsAreForHumans
Fandom Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
14 Mar 2026
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there probably wont be any actual sick fics in here if thats what ur looking for.
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Beyond this life, and into the next (Scott's AU) by CatTreatsAreForHumans
Fandom Empires SMP
28 Dec 2025
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Gem woke in her smock, lying stripped on Stygian stone and straw. She was freezing: that was the first thing she noticed. The world seeped in in splashes: she was stripped of her mantle, her hood, her soft gown, and lying on a floor of stone so cold it felt like ice. She couldn't feel her feet. She couldn't move her fingers. There was an awful ache in her bones, her brain, and her mouth tasted like rot and metal.
Fear was very far away from her: she was too tired to grasp it.
In which Gem is not rescued so promptly from Sausage's dungeon.
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01 Sep 2026
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“Gem,” Scott says, quiet. Half-muffled across the wall separating them. “Checking in.”
“Haven’t died,” Gem manages. The words scratch her throat on the way out, voice hoarse and ragged. She doesn’t even remember screaming, though. Most of it’s just a blur. It’s all hazy now, like the first film of ice just settling over a river.
“We should, uh.” Scott stutters; she barely catches a shuddering breath. “Probably try to talk to me more, okay? I don’t know if you should be dozing off, or zoning out or—You know. I think it’s supposed to be a bad idea to sleep with a head injury.”
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- Part 3 of footprints marked beneath the earth
Bookmarked by CatTreatsAreForHumans
06 Jun 2026
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All wizards learn combat training, however to signify pacificity they carry a dark purple ribbon. Gem used this ribbon to keep her braid tied. She burned it after Joey and Sausage kidnapped her.
Based on the above headcannon from tumblr!
Bookmarked by CatTreatsAreForHumans
25 May 2026
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Dear Holy Spirits by ThisWildZam for SeafoamWaffle
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
22 Apr 2026
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Dear Cleo and Pearl.
We have seen what you can do. We have seen that you have managed to see good in the grey and the dark, and that you have managed to lift a curse of the unholy. We have seen that you were able to do good that even we could not, and such, we trust you more than we could ourselves.
Here are Oakhurst's secrets. Do with them as you will.
Your first subject is...
- Or, Pearl and Cleo have to deal with the monsters buried deep within Oakhurst.
Bookmarked by CatTreatsAreForHumans
26 Apr 2026
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After Hyacinth calls her selfish, Eloise does some reflection. She consults her Lady's Maid on the matter, looking for an outside opinion.
Though it is hard to convince her to share her opinions, Sophie eventually does. Then, they bond.
Bookmarked by CatTreatsAreForHumans
10 Mar 2026