ChaoticNeutral18
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Billy Batson was already exhausted, overworked, and sick when he was called to a fight with the League. When his body gives out and his identity is revealed, it sets off a series of events that leads to the League in the world's weirdest co-parenting situation.
Title from 'I'm Still Here' from Treasure Planet.
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Get Farkled, Bugslut! by ChaoticNeutral18 for loosingletters
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Jun 2021
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Every Jedi Padawan must shadow a random Senator for a week at some point during their apprenticeship to learn about democracy. When 16 year old Anakin Skywalker is assigned to shadow Lott Dod, senator for the Trade Federation, he decides to take the opportunity to cause chaos, mayhem, and oust a corrupt and sexist senator at the same time. It really is a shame that Obi-Wan's on a no-contact secret mission in the Outer Rim, no one can stop Anakin now.
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Don't Be Suspicious Don't Don't Be Suspicious by ChaoticNeutral18 for tagandtaylor
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
03 Jan 2021
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When a double agent makes a trap out of a routine supply pickup, Zev gets captured by the Empire. Luke, as an amazing fiancé, stows away on the ship. Hijinks and Identity theft ensue, and everyone is left fairly confused.
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The Blood of the Covenant is Thicker Than the Water of the Womb by ChaoticNeutral18 for loosingletters
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
28 Dec 2020
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Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan are finally on Coruscant at the same time after campaigning on different sides of the galaxy for months. Bonding ensues.
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When You Are Safe In My Arms by ChaoticNeutral18 for Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
25 Dec 2020
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Luke crashes his ship during a routine scouting for a new base. This leads to cuddles, talks, hugs, and a moderate to severe case of Hypothermia and ice burns.
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It wasn't really meant to happen.
Of course, he had gotten the occasional speech from aunt May about not talking to strangers on the Internet because they could be dangerous.
And of course, he had totally ignored it and had gotten himself a few friends from over the borders.
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Shuri and Peter are internet friends and both find it hard to believe that the other is who they claim to be.
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Losers! Parents! Georgie! by GlitterFairy_21225
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
02 Apr 2020
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"LOSERS! PARENTS! GEORGIE! YOU HAVE ALL GATHERED HERE TODAY TO WATCH A DUOLOGY OF 'FILMS' ENTAILING THE CONFLICT BETWEEN THE RESISTANCE FORCE KNOWN AS THE LOSERS CLUB AND THE MURDEROUS CLOWN KNOWN AS PENNYWISE!"
"Did you just say 'murderous clown'?" Richie's mom, who's the only adult in the world cool with them calling her by her first name, Maggie asks with wrinkled eyebrows.
"I told you so!" Richie shouts at her. "I. Told. You. So." Maggie lifts her hands up in surrender.
"I'm sorry, when did we move past the talking turtle?" Eddie asks.
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Losers and Parents and Georgie watch the movies! Yay! Seriously though, these kids are watching themselves go through their own childhood trauma. It's a fucking trip.
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Double Agent Vader by Fialleril
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Dec 2017
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The one where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion.
This is a collection of oneshots that all fit into the same universe, but posted in no particular order. Updated when the muse strikes me.
Alternate summary, according to TV Tropes: A man attempts to escape slavery by turning into one of his culture heroes, teaching his daughter how to do magic, killing people, and flower arranging.
For more about this 'verse, check out the tag on my tumblr.
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"Well, looks like we're all Sith Lords, now. I hope you've all been practicing your most menacing laughter for our first run in with the Jedi Council."
Ben could only sigh and raise a distasteful eyebrow at the cross shaped, red lightsaber he was given. Down the line other students were also handling their new weapons and robes with a raised eyebrow here and quizzical expression there.
"Really, uncle?"
"Really. I don't want to compete with the local Jedi population."
Why did Jedi politics and time travel have to be so difficult?
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CORUCAFSS: Case no 9877882 (Jango Fett v. Jedi Order) by Zirakinbar
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Feb 2022
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Jango Fett marries Shmi Skywalker and decides he’d like his step-son back from the Jedi, thanks very much. Obi-Wan Kenobi would much prefer if the notorious bounty hunter could stop stalking his Padawan. Maleena Wendin, of Coruscant’s Children and Family Support Services, just wants this whole mess off her desk.
(Could Mr. Fett please clarify what he means by “the Jedi taking a nine-year-old into an active warzone”? No reasonable adult would – oh. Oh no.)