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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    Rose Landry breaks up with Shane Hollander after coaxing him into telling her he's gay... then she keeps her promise to stay friends.

    Rose: hey it’s been 24 hours
    Rose: in case you thought i was just being nice about the texting, i meant it
    Rose: just because i never met your mother doesn’t mean i won’t call her to check on you
    Rose: Shane seriously you don’t have to talk to me if you don’t want to
    Rose: but i need to know you’re okay
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    Shane: We always met at hotels.
    Shane: Or I have a condo in Montreal for us to meet up at.
    Rose: did you buy a condo to have sex??
    Rose: wtf is wrong with you?
    Rose: (affectionate)
    Shane: I couldn’t risk anyone seeing him at my actual house??
    Shane: Rose please tell me you don’t bring all your hookups to your real house.
    Shane: You’re way too famous to be doing that.
    Rose: okay fair enough
    Rose: it’s not like i’m hooking up all the time you know
    Rose: sex condo is insane
    Rose: i hope you know that
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    Rose: Lily?
    Rose: who is Lily?
    Rose: Shane i thought we agreed you weren’t going to date anymore girls
    Rose: also another flower name, really??

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    19 Aug 2026

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    shannness
    It took me THREE rewatches to realize Shane walked away from that conversation still having ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA that man was hitting on him LMAOOOO

    Fourth Line Frank
    So this man managed to find an insult, a threat, and grounds for a lawsuit in that conversation, but somehow managed to miss the MOST OBVIOUS FLIRTING IN HUMAN HISTORY???

    Mr. & Mr. Hockey
    Okay now I NEED to know how Ilya ever got through to Shane in the first place. He seems completely immune to flirting. How the FUCK did Ilya make him realize?

    rozy’s missing helmet
    He had to pull some absolutely unhinged shit, right?

    Great Russian Love Machine
    We’re talking about Ilya Rozanov. The Great Russian Love Machine™. GOAT of flirting. Of course he did.

    annie
    BUT HOW???

    Leah
    I think that’s the question we’re all asking now.

    Ilya Rozanov @ilyarozanov81 ✓
    You think I will teach internet how to flirt with my husband?

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    19 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    The Boston Bears meet little Hollander-Rozanov.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.

    Karolina: We’re listening!

    Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.

    Jackie: Wait, seriously?

    Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.

    Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!

    When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Cliff hates the waiting game, mostly because it goes on way too long. A year. A year of trying to find a moment to bring up the ring, casually mentioning Jane where it won’t push Roz away, making exasperated eye contact with his teammates with each failed lead. 
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    The Boston Bears just want their captain to be happy, they don't mean to uncover the most well kept secret in the NHL.
    Good thing the rookies are cute, Rozanov can't yell at cute.

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    14 Jun 2026