Deranged_Carrot
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Frankie Mayfield dies. You’d think that would be the end of it.
Spoiler! It’s not.
Now she's got to bullshit her way through a world where superheroes are real and total sociopaths. She’s got powers that belong to someone with actual morals (read: not her), A body that isn’t hers, and a front-row seat to what looks like the coming apocalypse.
No biggie.
If she wants to survive, she’ll need to outsmart, out-power, and out-crazy the most dangerous man alive.
F**k. Her. Life.
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Fever Dreams by Deranged_Carrot
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Peaky Blinders (TV)
08 Jun 2026
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My brain refuses to work on one project at a time, so here's a collection of WIPs and fic ideas from various fandoms. Consider this a creative decluttering exercise. Enjoy the plot bunny's my brain has been hounding me with. Maybe this way I'll actually be able to continue the fics I've already posted.
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Sunlight On Our Graves by Deranged_Carrot
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
11 Jun 2024
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Desmond Miles dies with the heat of a blazing sun coursing through him and its blinding golden glow burning his eyes to cinders.
Little Eyden Snow wakes up screaming.
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Luna’s Lawful Guide to Lemon Drops, Larceny, and Llamas by galileagalilei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2026
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Luna turned her head slowly, taking in the sea of leafy columns around her. The earth smelled sweet and lush, as though someone had spilt an entire harvest festival on the ground.
“Well,” she said aloud – with no one else around to hear – “this is new.”
A sudden gust of wind tore through the field, bending the green towers nearly flat and making Luna’s hair whip against her cheeks. It also revealed, hanging from the plants, large tufts of shaggy, golden-brown fluff.
“Not entirely new, then,” Luna concluded, rising to her feet with a small grunt. She brushed off her dress – pointlessly, since it was already a disaster – and regarded the towering stalks with polite interest.
“It appears I have landed myself in a cornfield.”
In which Luna is accidentally blasted into the past courtesy of one of her mother’s experiments. Somehow, she then manages to hoodwink a Dark Lord, acquire a cult following, seduce unsuspecting wixen with nothing but apples in hand, and thoroughly enrage a priest.
Love, naturally, sneaks in at the end.
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- Part 5 of My Harry Potter Story Vault
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To Conjure Mythical Kings by brutean
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
09 Aug 2026
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Breaking Dawn AU: Post Renesmee's birth, Edward's too slow with the venom syringe and Bella is sent back in time to the weirdly distant past. Thankfully she's great with the locals, especially the handsome and infuriating blond king, but that's not all that helpful in getting her back to her husband and daughter. No matter; all she's got to do is find some vampires, get turned, and wait.
Except that king bears a striking resemblance to Caius Volturi and Bella might find it hard to just sit around waiting for the future.
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No Joy in Command by Gladiusx
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV), House of the Dragon (TV)
19 Aug 2025
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After Jon Snow witnesses the end of the world only to wake up at a different time, a time with flying, fire-breathing lizards roaming the skies, he decides he's too tired for this shit and decides to fish. Literally.
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09 Aug 2026
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Where The Valiant Heart Dwell by MoonWitch96
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Aug 2026
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Tyrion took his crofter's daughter and fled across the sea during Robert’s Rebellion. When the Iron Throne sends a party of Inquiry for their debt, Magister Tyrion Lannister is forced to contemplate his place in the world. Tysha Lannister simply wishes to love her noble Lion and her babe in peace. Young Joanna Lannister only wants to know a family long hidden from her.
Or a former Chosen who was once named Primrose Potter, accidentally saves the Seven Kingdoms from itself.
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- Part 18 of Musings In A Song
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Begin Again by BearlyMadeIt
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
01 Jan 2026
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After falling into the past, after stopping the Dance of the Dragons, after making a life, Daenerys wakes up the day of her betrothal to Khal Drogo.
Far away, Daemon Targaryen wakes up as well, with just one goal after realizing when he is. Find his Dragon Queen.
(Or: The one where Daemon has to get used to being a peasant.)
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- Part 2 of The Wings of Time