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Having recovered from yet another near-fatal incident, Iruka is now faced with his greatest challenge yet... deciding what his punishment for reading classified documents should be.
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- Part 12 of Sharingan Stealer
Bookmarked by Desteti
01 Feb 2026
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when i call, you come home, a bird in your teeth by jeannemarythefourth (whytho)
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 May 2021
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‘Looking for a roommate. Private bedroom and full bath, shared living space and kitchen. Access to attic space, absolutely not allowed to enter the basement. Must be okay with raw meat in the fridge.
Harrow slams the paper on the table. Palamedes picks it up, raises his eyebrows, and asks, “Is this from Craigslist?”
“Yes. I printed it out.”’
and so they were roommates. featuring a werewolf, an aspiring mary shelley, and the inevitable heat death of the universe.Bookmarked by Desteti
30 Jun 2025
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Occasionally growing a chainsaw for a head has made him realize he can adapt to pretty much anything.
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- 3,993
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- 1/1
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30 Dec 2024
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Cunk on Hunger Games by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
23 Oct 2023
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The presenter leans in, “Why the Hunger Games? Why not, say, a dating show or a quiz show or something with a less… dangerous premise?”
“Well, it was the biggest one, for starters, and you know what Jesus said, go big or go home.”
“I don’t think Jesus has ever said that,” the presenter says.
“Really?” Cunk says, bewildered.
“Probably definitely,” the presenter tells her, visible pain in his expression.
Or; Philomena Cunk participates in the Hunger Games. Everybody suffers.
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- Part 1 of Random One-off Fandom One-shots
- Part 4 of Platinum Tier Fics (personal favourites)
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- English
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- 3,598
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12 Sep 2024
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Look, none of this was Maximilian’s fault. All she had done was ask for Riftan’s help in pretending that she had a partner for her sister’s wedding. If she had known that it would end up like this…
She would tell herself not to do it.
Who was she kidding, she would still make the same choice.
It was a lie to say that she wouldn’t make the same choice again.---
A mistake that Maxi makes at a family dinner makes her father and sister believe that she has a boyfriend. It only gets worse when Rosetta names the one person that she has been pining over for the last few years.
Riftan Calypse.
So Maxi is left with no other option but to ask him to pretend to be her boyfriend until at least after her sister's wedding.
It hurts her to pretend. But is Riftan really pretending?Series
- Part 1 of it was never a lie
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The first time he meets Merlin, Arthur assumes that his Daemon is a tiny little thing, hidden somewhere in a crevice of his shirt, or in his hair. Attila on the other hand, immediately notices something is ‘off’ with him, and carefully treads around Merlin while Arthur easily wrestles him into a grappling hold.
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- English
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28 Apr 2024
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In which Arthur slowly loses his mind after legalizing magic in Camelot because his idiot of a manservant still won't admit he's a freaking sorcerer... No worries though. He has a plan. A well-developed, patented, highly intelligent plan that would absolutely lead to Merlin becoming his court sorcerer (because the one he has right now was a complete dimwit).
Too bad Merlin also has a plan. A well-developed, patented, highly intelligent plan to not tell Arthur he has magic under any circumstances whatsoever.
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- English
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- 6,372
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16 Apr 2024
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I Look Into the Mirror, Yet I Only See Myself in Your Arms by FluffyTheJester
Fandoms: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Glasgow Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Willy Wonka Experience
26 Mar 2024
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Being a small candy maker is already tough enough, being constantly compared to Willy Wonka himself. But things could only get worse. . . Or better?
Bookmarked by Desteti
03 Mar 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
It has been not even TWO DAYS
I adore the unknown
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Charles and the Chocolate Experience by Thingomy
Fandoms: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Glasgow Willy Wonka, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005), Willy’s Chocolate Experience - Fandom, Wonka (2023)
08 Mar 2024
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Charles tugged at Uncle Joey’s coat. “We’re going to die, aren’t we, Uncle Joey?”
Uncle Joey swallowed nervously and bobbed his head up and down. “I think so, Charles. I think so.”A redunculous retelling of 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,' except it's the Glasgow fiasco, complete with its AI generated script...
(Please note, the characters of Willy McDuff, the Wonkidoodle and the Unknown are simply the AI created characters (combined with the overall atmosphere of the event) and do not reflect the actors who portrayed them. Those actors are absolute legends!)
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i only see you in the city light by yukla
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
10 Jun 2023
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”Oh.” Miles stares as another spider-person walks past, the eye lenses of their mask squinting up in a friendly smile as they stroll by. The bottom half is tugged up to their nose, making room for the massive spider-burger being shoved into their mouth. “So everyone’s being nice? They don’t think that I’m, like—”
Hobie glances over his shoulder. “Like what?”
Miles’ stomach squeezes. He swallows hard. “No. Never mind.”
In the wake of Earth-42, Miles struggles with his identity.
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18 Nov 2023
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It wasn't that Iruka wasn't willing to share a tent with his squad leader. It's just that he wished that Kakashi wasn't such a cuddle-octopus in his sleep.
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- English
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- 1/1
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21 Aug 2023
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It's been months. Months of lonely days and lonelier nights.
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a midnight snack by meiishu
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jan 2021
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“What did you have to do?” Toga asks. She thinks about when she had to kill her first person. She had felt so bad about it. She had been completely inconsolable, until Dabi had taught her that it’s just their nature. He had taught her that her urges don’t make her a monster.
Sometimes, vampires have to kill people. It’s just like how a cat kills a mouse. Or how a frog kills a bug. A vampire kills humans! It’s just the circle of life! What once terrified her is now something she takes pride in! She can even make it an art form, if she really focuses on it! There’s something poetically beautiful about a human falling victim to a vampire. There’s a reason so many books about it exist!
“I had to break up with my boyfriend.” Ochako says.
“Oooh.” Toga says. “I’ve never had a boyfriend before! Was he cute?”
(or: while looking for her dinner, toga spies ochako crying alone on a park bench)
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09 Jul 2023
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While on an ANBU retrieval mission, Kakashi triggers a curse seal that leaves him without sight, hearing, or speech. On his own and a week's travel away from the village, he has no choice but to rely on an unknown Konoha-nin that he meets on the road to get him home safely.
That Konoha-nin is Iruka Umino, a freshly graduated genin, who may be even more lost than Kakashi is. But at least they're not alone.
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- English
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- 75,903
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- 14/?
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- 875
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Bookmarked by Desteti
09 Jul 2023
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I adore this. Mmm. This is so homey. I love it. Like a warm bath.
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The universe Bruce wakes up in has superheroes, aliens and, somewhat more strangely, it also has four children living in Wayne Manor.
Bruce Wayne is almost forty. He's been an innovator, a philanthropist and GQ's Most Wanted twelve years counting. He doesn't remember being a dad. But now that he is, he's going to be the best dad one could possibly be.
Or: Batman is a dick. AU-Bruce saves the day.
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- Part 1 of The French Mistake(s)
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- English
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- 27,791
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- 3/3
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- 1,345
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14 May 2023
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“It’s the lack of creativity for me” verse by glowingshadows
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender
29 Dec 2020
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In a world where soulmates exist, Sokka and Zuko meet in a rather unconventional way.
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01 May 2023
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absence of heat, excess of destiny by theycallmesuperboy
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
27 May 2020
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Sokka is born in the dead of winter with a red dragon curling down the left side of his back.
Zuko is born in the sweltering heat of summer with a sword down his spine.
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He doesn’t want to talk about it when their gazes turn on him. They make assumptions— is it someone he left behind in the Fire Nation? He looks away when he agrees with them.
Toph brushes past him when they all part ways. She says, “I know you’re lying.”
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30 Apr 2023
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The Wings of the Past by Rafflesia_Drops
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
02 May 2023
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“I could have tried, at least. Not just… slaughter them outright!” He gestured wildly to the scene he refused to look at, gun still in hand. Wolfwood’s eyes hardened and his tail swished in irritation. “We don’t have that luxury. In case you forgot, Vash,” it was the first time Wolfwood had said his name, and it made his breath stutter. “Your brother is hell-bent on destroying the world. You said you want to stop that, didn’t you? Do you honestly think that’s possible to achieve through words alone?”
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It's time to make the first leg in their journey towards JuLai. To the Land of the Mountains, where they'll confront the first of Nai's disciples, but Vash's and Wolfwood's conflicting moral compasses makes it more difficult than it should be.
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- Part 2 of Red Flowers Sing
Bookmarked by Desteti
30 Apr 2023
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Some reviews of the very best copper supplier in Ur
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Having soulmates is painful as hell. Wolfwood learnt that the hard way.
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Anything your soulmate feels will be transferred to you, willingly or not.
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- Part 1 of Vashwood Week Prompt
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- English
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Bookmarked by Desteti
26 Mar 2023