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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Heavy The Mermaid Mask spoilers.

    Godrik curled in on himself. Even though he was ready to swim through an entire ocean to find her, he was shackled by the limits of his knowledge, he had no idea where to go, how to start, or what to do. And as empowering as that voyage had initially felt, he was still as much of a coward as before. He couldn’t do it.

    But he knew someone who could.

    Or, Godrik dealing with the aftermath of the expedition.

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    25 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Also this one

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    SPOILERS FOR THE MERMAID MASK...

    Gripp tried so hard to minimize the amount of damage he caused on the Mortuga Submarine. He tried so hard to make sure nobody blamed themselves.
    But everyone's still a little affected by him, even if they don't know that they are.

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    Going through everyone on the Mortuga Submarine at the time of the murder and making them think about Gripp, I guess

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    25 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ehehehe can’t wait :)
    Just on the sim chapter rn future me

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    When did Tenna draft these scenes? Surely he had to have known about Spamton's… fixation. Surely. Or, at least had a suspicion. What other explanation would there be for the sheer number of scenes with Tenna pinning Darkners down and shooting them point blank? Or for the scene where Tenna knocked someone out cold with the butt of the shotgun? Tenna had to have known watching that would do horrible things to Spamton. He had to.

     

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    Tenna likes guns. Spamton likes that Tenna likes guns. They fuck about it.

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    01 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Gideon lost. He lost hard. After his greatest plan failed so spectacularly, he returns to life, trying to rebuild the best he can. Now entirely girlfriend-less, all that’s left is his work, so he moves out to the West Coast to start work on a new Chaos Theater. It should all be so simple. All he has to do is deal with annoying shareholder interest, an excessive amount of hangovers caused by a copious number of parties, and that boring girl who won’t stop bothering him.

    Oh, and the new league of frozen ex-girlfriends, out for some cold, hard, revenge.

    Continuation of comic canon, but details are informed by other media.

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    23 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Read later but also I want people to see it in my bookmarks lol

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Julie Powers returns from Montreal to find that Scott Pilgrim still hasn't fought Ramona's seventh evil ex-boyfriend. She decides to do something about it because life sucks, but hers would suck a lot less without Scott Pilgrim in it.

    *Standalone AU Canon Divergence fic. Most closely follows after the comics up to the end of Volume 5, but includes references to the movie and anime as well. Julie and Gideon meet in a version of events where Gideon doesn't lose his empire and Scott Pilgrim has defeated evil exes one through six.

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    11 Mar 2024