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She’s been looking forward to this day all week. Her Daddy even let her mark in on her calendar with stickers and markers so she wouldn’t forget, but she wouldn’t have. There’s no way – not with the way she’s been dancing around the house in excitement for days.
Mr. Bittz was going to spend the day with her. Just her!
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When Stolas stumbles upon an injured and unconscious Siren demon, a species that most assumed had either gone extinct or into hiding, he takes it upon himself to bring the demon back to his palace and heal its wounds. How exciting to discover someone so rare and from a world so different than his own!
Meanwhile, Blitzø wakes up not on the beach or even in Envy. He's stuck in some royal asshole's palace with no idea how to get home back to his Momma. After his time in the Circus, he knows he can't trust landwalkers and to hide as much of himself and abilities as possible.
This would all be easier to figure out if Stolas was able to be killed or if Blitzø stopped trying to kill him.
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To Verosika’s credit, she wasn’t exactly wrong about the stuff she blasted him on at Ozzie’s. She didn’t flat out call him a shitty lay, just a selfish one. Which, fair enough.
So now that he’s finally, truly with Stolas, someone he does give a shit about pleasing, he’s been doing some reflecting. On his head game. Or lack thereof.
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Blitzø learns how to ask for help.
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In the Colloquy of Kings, the rulers of the greatest kingdoms in Erdrea determined the life and training The Luminary would need before embarking on his epic journey. More than a decade later, in the midst of his knight training in Heliodor, the Prince of Dundrasil encounters a thief, beginning a chain of events that ultimately leads to his destiny.
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A retelling of DQ:XI, where Dundrasil was never destroyed and the Hero lived out the childhood he was meant to have.
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- Part 1 of The Stolen Path
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Assassination businesses are a dime a dozen in Hell, but Blitz is determined to make I.M.P. a success by any means necessary. So, when his very first customer turns out to be a Princess concerned over where her father has been going every day, he reluctantly agrees to take on the role of private detective. It was supposed to be a quick job, but Blitz could never have imagined that tracking Prince Stolas down would be the easy part. Or that the stuffy Prince would change his life. Quite possibly forever.
For Helluva Egg-plosion 2025
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08 Jan 2026
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“Okay. Here’s my plan. I got a lot of shit to do at the office the next two weeks and I literally can’t do the ‘40 texts at any moment of the day’ thing with you, okay? I’ll text you. When I want. And I promise I will, you just have to wait. And it’ll be horny and toppy like you like it, but you HAVE to do what I say. When I say it. Got it?”
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Blitz tries to distract Stolas from his multiple absences from past Full Moons with a dirty sexting chain. Unfortunately it blows up in his face, cuz now they’re both horny and glued to their cellphones until the next FM night.
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06 Jan 2026
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In a world were Blitzø's life was sligthly different, 24-years old Prince Stolas woke up one night in the middle of a Revolution.
It would change his life, and the life of his daughter, together with the lives of all of the denizens of Hell.A story grappling with the aftermath of Revolutions, dealing with love, prices to be paid, and the meaning of freedom.
Oh, and sex, of course.
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This story HAS a happy ending for most people (fuck Andrealphus and Stella) and while I put the mildly dubious consent tag to be safe, it is no more dubious than the canon Arrangement for our main couple (Blitz/Stolas).The reasons why will become clearer in later chapter, as they get to know each other, and aren't evident as the first two as Blitz and Stolas starts to interact directly in chapter 3. (I thank Ria to have pointed to me I wasn't clear in the description!)
THE STORY DEALS WITH DARK THEMES. Revolutions are among the darkest time in World's History, and I cannot imagine it being better in Hell. Please, take care.
The chapters vary in length between 5k and 2.5k, so expect some variation.
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01 May 2025
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Desperation Turns People Into Monsters by MutinyInTheHornyJail
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
06 Mar 2025
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After five years of a miserable, fruitless marriage to a woman he hates Stolas simply cannot stomach another night of trying for a child that just won't come. There are more important things afoot, a bewildering prophecy foretelling something terrible happening within his family and yet no one will take him seriously, instead fixating on his producing an heir as if it were the only thing he was good for.
Five years after the fire that took everything from him Blitzø is alone, broke and desperate. Being a brand new assassin in Hell is way harder than he'd anticipated and the fear of becoming homeless again is enough to make him consider doing anything, no matter how demeaning. Even being a servant for those stuck up, pretentious assholes, the Ars Goetia. That is, until a contract arrives at his door with a price tag that changes everything. Suddenly being a servant doesn't seem so bad when it puts you close to one of the most expensive targets in Hell. He'd get that damn owl or die trying.Slow burn enemies to lovers romance set five years after the circus fire with cover art. I know it's kind of a common AU idea but it's one I really love so I thought I'd try my hand at it. Hopefully I'm doing it justice!
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05 May 2025
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Happy New Year~
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- Part 2 of Rockstar Blitzø AU
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01 Jan 2026