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In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
And I think that's beautiful.
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Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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Actions speak so much louder than words.Series
- Part 2 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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- English
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- 53,654
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- 16/16
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26 Aug 2026
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An Expected Journey by MarieJacquelyn
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Jul 2014
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“I just wish…”
“What do you wish?”
“I wish I could have changed it all.”
For years Bilbo has written about his adventures and told stories about his dealings with dwarves and dragons. To most it seemed like fanciful nonsense but to Bilbo it was all very real. A weight followed him home from his travels, one called regret. Now in his final moments Bilbo has a choice to make – go quietly into death’s embrace or go back again and face all the fear and pain for the chance to make things right?
Of course, change is a fickle thing and not everything can be done again as Bilbo is about to find out. In the end, it may not only be salvation that he’s fighting for.
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- English
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- 294,517
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- 70/70
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- 26
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26 Aug 2026
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Here Be Dragons by Thorinoakentwig
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
26 Jan 2021
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“Of course it has to be Gandalf.” Bilbo mutters, “I couldn’t just have some other wizard visit me.”
Not that he’d be happier with any of the other wizards visiting him at all. If Saruman had appeared on his doorstep he’d die of fright. In the shire a saying had become popular after Belladonna Took had run off with the wizard and returned three days late for her wedding some months later: Where Gandalf went there would be trouble.
(Or the one where Bilbo is a dragon and still gets roped into reclaiming Erebor, Gandalf is a meddling Wizard, and Bilbo may have confusing feelings for Thorin Oakenshield)- Language:
- English
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- 77,334
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- 18/18
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19 Aug 2026
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A Passion For Mushrooms by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Sep 2017
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There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.
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- Part 1 of The Mushroom Mine
- Language:
- English
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- 89,912
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- 34/34
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- 40
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14 Aug 2026
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"Bilbo never bothers denying that he is a slight, little bit, probably infatuated with Thorin. It’s not something that bothers him. Really. He’s pretty sure that everyone very likely has a little flutter in their chest for the dwarf. He’s something grand and unattainable.
And it’s really much safer if it stays that way."
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- Part 1 of A Cultural Misunderstanding
- Language:
- English
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- 45,453
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 18
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13 Aug 2026
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You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
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The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
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- English
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- 18,983
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- 1/1
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13 Aug 2026
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A Shot in the Dark by Silver_pup
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2023
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When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
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- Part 1 of Take a Shot
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- English
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- 213,631
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- 51/51
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Bookmarked by Finickykitty33
12 Aug 2026
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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- English
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- 254,300
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- 27/27
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11 Aug 2026
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After a fateful encounter with a certain Lightner one night, Battat is forced to question the entire Mike operation. After years of keeping up the ruse while searching for the real Mike's identity and whereabouts, can he really give all that up? Can he seriously consider revealing their secret to Tenna? Is the truth worth the risk of losing everything?
Hell if he knows, but he certainly doesn't get paid enough to deal with this headache.
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- Part 1 of Home Sweet Castle Town AU
- Part 1 of HSCT Longfics
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07 Aug 2026
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Battat turned the corner while fixing Mike's stupid bowtie and crashed right into his boss, the two startling as the impact jolted the mug in Tenna’s hand. The liquid sloshed and splattered all over Battat and his costume.
"Battat!” Tenna yelped, his antennas going crooked. He immediately bent down, fussing uselessly as though he could wipe away the damage before it set in. "Goodness, are you alright?! Does it burn?” The hand on Mike's cheek quickly slapped over Tenna's own mouth in realization.
Battat twitched under the costume. What.
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(Tenna has his own fun with Battat. Battat finds out that Tenna found out a long time ago.)
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06 Aug 2026
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Why We Carry The World by FlowerishingNow
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 May 2024
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Steve held up his hands as ten pairs of eyes – and nine pairs of weapons – turned towards him. All of them looked battle-hardened.
An alarm went off in his mind: 'Danger!' It screamed. 'Back off!' But, at the same time, he couldn’t help but wonder… What had happened to them?
“Look, I don’t know why you all think it’s a good idea to dress up as Achilles -”
A snort from the tall, black-haired boy.
“But you all need to get out of here, now. It’s dangerous here for kids like you. ”
They just looked at him – eyebrows raised. Then the impish one started to laugh.
“Sorry - Did you just say it's dangerous for… kids like us ?”
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Our favorite gang of demigods swoops in to save the day when the Avengers struggle during the battle of New York. There are repercussions.
Featuring: A constantly anxious Percy Jackson who is very attracted to his girlfriend, a kick-ass and competent Annabeth Chase, and a bunch of traumatized kids who just deserve peace and quiet but probably will not get it.
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- English
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- 75,335
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- 20/20
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- 510
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05 Aug 2026
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They'll Talk About Us and Discover by pherb
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
11 May 2021
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MJ didn't get curious about just anything. And while everyone was curious about the two new seniors at their school, MJ had a gut feeling to believe there was something more to them.
Or: Percy and Annabeth attend Midtown
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- Part 1 of PJO + MCU
- Language:
- English
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- 5,776
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 78
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04 Aug 2026
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They might look different- cyan with blue hair and covered in armor- but they’re still that little human he once knew.
The one that wore that adorable horned headband while watching cartoons on his screen. Oh, how they would eat their mothers pie so messily, whipped cream covering their smiling lips.
How he wished he was there to rub them clean with his handkerchief… to hold them close as they watched him throughout those sleepless nights, while their mother and father fought upstairs.
To wipe the tears away and make them laugh again.
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Or Kris and Tenna trauma bond through chapter 3 and things change because of it.
Or or Tenna and the Dreemurs are family and you can pry them from my cold dead hands.
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- Part 1 of The Family TV!
- Language:
- English
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- 18,755
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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04 Aug 2026
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Tenna could hear the kitchen. The clatter of plates. The deep rumble of Asgore’s voice, rising—then flattening into something hoarse. Toriel’s sharper. Less like a yell, more like a scab picked sore too many times. Kris would wander in, shoulders stiff, and press their cheek to the static. Sometimes, if the TV was warm from recent use, the glass would fog. They’d breathe slow. Not watching anything. Just being close.
He’d glow soft blue beneath them. He always kept his volume low. Just enough to give them something steady. He thought of himself, in those times, as a nightlight. Something for a scared kid to feel near when they didn’t want to cry.
And then, sometimes, Kris would draw.
Little stick figures with marker right on the screen. Green for themselves. Brown for Noelle. Big loopy lines for antlers. Red for Dess. a big triangle with gashing spikes . Toriel would scold them gently when she caught them, but she never got angry. She’d say, “Markers are for paper,” and Kris would shrug and say “Okay,” and do it again next week.
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ode to the cathode
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04 Aug 2026
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Spamton refuses to prepare ahead of time for his late-night infomercial show. No one's going to watch it, so why bother?
That all changes when he discovers that the product of the night is a sex toy, and he ropes Tenna into helping him sell it.
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- 6/6
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04 Aug 2026
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Tenna, perhaps a bit drunk, gets himself slightly disemboweled. He is in need of Spamton's tiny hands to repair him. However, when his wires are handled, he struggles to keep his excitement in check.
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04 Aug 2026
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Concern sparked through Tenna. When he caught side of her face, it magnified tenfold.
Susie looked awful.
The bags under her eyes, usually more stylist choice than anything, seem dark enough to bruise. Her eyes were bloodshot, streaked red and glassy. Her outfit, literally magic itself, was disheveled to the point of rags.
His heart broke when she raised a hand to wave, because that hand was shaking.
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The little rat creature retrieved Tenna, because one of his favorite Lightners just doesn't know when to quit training.
Tenna may not have a magical fix for everything, but he's going to make it work.
Susie deserves the world. He can at least give her a movie.
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04 Aug 2026
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“What kinda movie did ya have in mind?” he asked. “Can’t whip up a STAGE PRODUCTION like I could in my old joint, but YOURS TRULY is still a television!” Tenna placed a hand over his chest. Huh, had he grown a foot or two just now? “Happy to be of service, Susie!”
A toothy grin emerged. “Got any more of those monster movies?”
“Only ONE WAY to find out!”
Susie pays Tenna a visit in Castle Town for a movie night, but that’s not the only reason why she’s there.
- Language:
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- 1/1
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04 Aug 2026
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Tenna is resting on his dressing room after a show, and he is visited by a man he wishes he no longer knew.
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04 Aug 2026
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A drunken, seemingly minor incident leads to Tenna's inner thoughts being printed across his screen in the form of closed captions. Spamton, eager to taste a fraction of the power that his mysterious benefactor possesses, decides he can work with this.
OR: "Now All the Dark World Knows You Want to Bang a Spam Email".
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04 Aug 2026