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    Wei Wuxian sees his soulmate for the first time on a Thursday evening, which feels a little inauspicious, given that it’s the weird middle ground between good and bad days for most people. It’s also, he thinks, a little inauspicious to see your soulmate in your regular BDSM club, since if you’ve been going there for a certain amount of time, you’d think you’d have met them before. But no.

    (A modern not-that-cute meet cute where everyone goes to the same BDSM club. It's like Friends, but kinky)

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    16 Aug 2026

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    There isn't exactly a standard operating procedure for when your student tries to eat a class pet. That said, the academy does have a strict policy and protocol for biting.

    So, while the school nurse cleans up Lan Zhan's bloody mouth and administers a rabies shot—and while a veterinarian examines the pangolin for signs of post-traumatic stress disorder—Wei Ying sets up an afterschool meeting with Lan Zhan's guardian.

    He leaves the finer details intentionally vague during the call, unable to find the proper words for "your emotionally-repressed six-year-old just tried to maul a near-extinct mammal, and I don't have the first fucking clue why."

    Wei Ying's most notorious and entitled student spends six years terrorizing anyone who dares to get close to him. When 12-year-old Lan Zhan finally graduates and leaves the country, the entire school breathes a sigh of relief.

    But then, a mysterious new teacher arrives at the academy not even a week later. He's older than Wei Ying, devastatingly handsome, and has more college degrees than anyone has a right to possess.

    And he looks at Wei Ying like he's waited a lifetime to meet him.

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    11 Aug 2026

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    If Wen Qing had realized sooner that she wasn’t in the afterlife or hallucinating, but had actually traveled back in time, she’d have done things differently. There’d have been less murder, for one thing.

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    12 Jul 2026

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    Ah. The Asshole Dog is loose again. Lan Zhan knows that it is not the dog’s fault for being an asshole, but The Asshole Dog is the reason Lan Zhan had a fence put in at a significant personal expense, because the alternative was allowing his garden to be destroyed and for Bunny to be menaced on her leashed outdoor adventures. Unacceptable. The Most Beautiful Man in the World cringes at the barking, scooting further away from the door through a sea of a dozen broken eggs and leaving a yolky trail in his wake.

    “Fuck,” he whimpers, curling into a ball, both hands wrapped around the back of his neck as if to—as if to protect himself, Lan Zhan realizes. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, please—” The Most Beautiful Man in the World begs, voice ragged. He’s definitely hyperventilating now, from what Lan Zhan can tell between the audible sobs. There’s another bark from outside, and The Most Beautiful Man in the World flinches bodily, making a terrified sound that Lan Zhan feels behind his ribs.

    Or: A meet ugly, a dog, and the beginning of something wonderful.

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    11 Jul 2026

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    Su She was warned about Lan Wangji, the way that warnings like this are often shared: whispered humid in the dark, with barely stifled laughter. Did you hear? Lan Wangji chooses boys as if he’s hunting. Once a boy is in his sights, he’s like a rabbit caught in a snare. You won’t be able to escape. He’ll visit unspeakable desires on your body and then abandon you for his next prey.

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    31 May 2026