HeichousBrat
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- Hawaii Five-0 (2010) (84)
- Eureka (TV 2006) (1)
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May 2026: I reread it, I suffered, I fixed it. You're welcome.
Danny watches Steve glare at poker chips like they’re a threat and realizes undercover poker shark Steve might be the most shifty, stubborn, emotionally constipated version of his partner yet.
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The one where Steve confesses first, Danny panics second, and somehow they end up choosing each other anyway.
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- Part 35 of Whispered Verses and Melodies of the Heart
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When Steve's sister Mary blows back into Honolulu, she has a talent for making herself at home, especially, it seems, in Danny's orbit. Steve tells himself it's fine.
It's not fine.
It's the opposite of fine.
Danny thinks Steve is losing his mind. He's not entirely wrong.
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When a dramatic criminal mastermind decides a grumpy Honolulu detective is his soulmate, he resorts to the most unconventional, and frankly, terrible, methods of courtship. It's a chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly romantic chase as one man tries to make an arrest and the other tries to make a love connection... one bizarre gift at a time.
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Inspired by Come Away by Rose Betts
Danny Williams has spent a decade planting roots in sand. Some things, no matter how much you love them, were never meant to last.
Or maybe they just needed the right push.Series
- Part 34 of Whispered Verses and Melodies of the Heart
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This collection is what happens when McDanno lives rent-free in my head and music makes it worse 😌🎧 Each fic started with a song and spiraled from there, I have no regrets. Hope you have fun!
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- 38,018
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- 35
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Welcome to this collection of tales Danny tells his son, Charlie, over the years. These stories aren’t bound by time or season—they hop, skip, and sometimes dive headfirst into any moment in the Hawaii Five-O universe. Think of them as little sparks of adventure, mischief, and heart that can appear whenever the mood strikes. No need for chronology—just cozy up, let the waves roll in, and enjoy.
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It starts with an alphabetized spice rack and ends somewhere between a crooked bookshelf, a pair of aggressively personalized mugs, and a 13-year-old matchmaker named Grace.
Steve doesn’t mean to move in. He just keeps reorganizing Danny’s kitchen, fixing things that aren’t broken, and showing up with takeout like it’s normal to have dinner together four nights a week. Danny doesn’t mean to fall for a control-freak SEAL with zero emotional self-awareness—but here they are: arguing in IKEA, building flat-pack furniture, and maybe building a life while they’re at it.
A series of low-stakes domestic disasters, ill-timed feelings, and two idiots who have everything but the guts to say they’re in love.
These stories follow no specific timeline.
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- 5,037
- Works:
- 10
- Bookmarks:
- 17
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"They named him the Mamala Bay Mangler," said Kono, shaking her head at the computer screen.
"What?" Steve blurted before he could check himself. "Mangler?" He was pretty sure (not that he'd given it any thought) that he should have rated a better nickname than that.
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14 Jan 2026
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Danny is spiraling badly after Steve had dumped him.
This is a dark one, so please read the notes first.
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01 Oct 2025
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Music video featuring Steve/Danny and Danny/Rachel. NSFW for foul language.
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- English
- Words:
- 10
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 83
- Kudos:
- 243
- Bookmarks:
- 45
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- 3,425
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02 Sep 2025
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Moving In (To Every Single Aspect of Danny’s Life, Including the Boring Bits like Dry-Cleaning) by westgirl
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
11 Sep 2012
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It felt wrong for Steve to sound unsure of his place in Danny’s life. His place in Danny’s life was at Danny’s side, driving him slowly insane. Steve should feel secure about that.
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- English
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- Comments:
- 378
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- 2,728
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28 Apr 2025
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Love's a Battlefield (and the Navy Did Not Train Steve for This Shit) by cyerus
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
30 Jul 2013
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The Kalakaua-Kelly clan are determined to matchmake Steve. Out of desperation, Steve makes up a boyfriend named Danny.
It doesn't quite go according to plan.
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- English
- Words:
- 12,668
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 438
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28 Apr 2025