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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    At first, Sanji is too focused on plating an order to pay attention to someone getting loud and pissy in the dining room. The old geezer stomps out, grumbling, and that’s generally a sign that everything will be just fine within a few minutes.

    Instead, right as he finishes with the last line of artfully arranged sauce, Sanji jumps at the sound of a BANG.

     

    (Everybody and their best friend has written a de-aged Sanji fic. But what about de-aged Zeff?)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Harry had enough of Umbridge, but didn't know what to do, so decided to just stay out of her way. The Room of Requirement provided the perfect chance for that, what with all those piles of stuff just waiting to be explored... That was all he wanted to do, so why is everyone freaking out about this tiara thing?

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    21 Mar 2026

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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

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    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    01 Feb 2023

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    Drabbles based on seventy-five randomly generated words.

    Clint Barton's wife was the most terrifying person Natasha had ever met, including the Winter Soldier who had shown up one time and killed her charge by shooting through her.

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    30 Aug 2022

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    Something funny, something sad, something joyful, something mad...

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    30 Aug 2022