HelluvaDyke
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Sometimes there's a party, sometimes you get really socially awkward after you nearly die and you join in with things you wouldn't usually.
And sometimes, there's a series of misunderstandings that lead to you being locked in the closet with the fucking Radiodemon.
But even after it ends and there are even more misunderstandings, this rapidly escalating game of chicken is all a joke that Lucifer is only playing along with to one-up the bellhop
…Right?
Set in an alternative timeline after season 2, where Angel stays at the hotel and there is no Lilith phone call. Part of the #ramm2026 where I was partnered with the amazing shannoniganz - PLEASE go love on their art and other works!
Fic fully written - will be uploading the other two chapters later in the week <3
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19 Sep 2026
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To put it bluntly, Lucifer is fucking stressed.
There's the move, the rebuilt hotel, and oh! Fucking heaven deciding to break every last rule they agreed on.
Not to mention there's a certain someone intent on getting on his very last nerve.
What he needs is a way to relax and finally let off a bit of steam...
Aka, the spa-based fic I've had in my notes for a literal year that I've finally indulged in. Warning for very little plot and *Slaps fic* this baby can fit so many porno tropes in it. You've been warned.
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- Part 12 of Radioapple one shots and short(er) stories
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19 Sep 2026
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Alastor, the owner and Barista of Cafe au Radio, has a regular customer who just happens to be The Devil Himself. However, aside from being a patron of the cafe, The Devil is also absolutely smitten by the human and is willing to go any length for him, including giving Alastor all the time he wants no matter if he accepts Lucifer’s hand or not.
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18 Sep 2026
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Then Lucifer looked down at his chest, and all at once it made perfect, horrible sense. Where his chest had always been pristine, porcelain white and unblemished by time or injury, there was now a mark. A pair of stylised pair of antlers wrought in black and emerald was etched over his heart. Abstract tendrils wrapped around them like vines. Its colours were muted—a sign that whoever it belonged to was still on Earth.
A soulmark.
His soulmark.
It was beautiful.
It was an impossible thing, because angels didn't have soulmarks.
He wanted to cut it out of his skin and burn it.
For over ten millennia, Lucifer had been certain of two things: first, angels do not have soulmarks; and second, if he did have a soulmark, it would be for Lilith. As it turned out, he was wrong on both counts.
In 1900, the sudden appearance of a soulmark where there had previously been none changed his life forever. Over one hundred years later, Lucifer visits the Hazbin Hotel and meets his soulmate. However, it takes him a while to realise that fact.
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16 Sep 2026
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Charlie creates a set of escape rooms for the hotel residents and staff to encourage teamwork and better communication skills. She has enchanted the rooms to prevent the use of magic and has paired everyone up based on who she thinks might need to work through a few things.
Naturally, Alastor and Lucifer get paired up. Will they be able to work together to solve the puzzles and escape or will they bicker and try to kill each other until Charlie needs to intervene?
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16 Sep 2026