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    "I'm not saying you can't pet them, just be careful?"
    "I am careful. But these are good cows! Aren't you? You're a very good cow! And Jon is being very silly, that's right."
    Jon scoffed so loudly Martin could hear him clearly all the way over there. The cow that had walked up to where he stood looked to be the curious sort, and nosed the front of his jacket searchingly. Martin scratched her between the eyes, gave the ears a little squeeze.
    "Sorry. I don't have any cow treats. Guess you'll have to eat me, to prove Jon right."

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    In which the boys get to Scotland and enjoy the existence of the world as they know it, for a little while.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    When Coach Wiebe suggests that Luca Haas should move in with Ilya for a while, as both of them seem lonely, Ilya nearly loses his mind. Not only does this mean he will see Shane even less than before, but it also means that the Centaurs have realised that Ilya's mental health is suffering. The worst part is that when Ilya tells Shane about it, Shane actually supports the idea, saying that it might be good for Ilya and Luca.

    Turns out it's the second-best thing that has ever happened to Ilya.

    or: ilya basically adopts luca aka the ottawa centaurs found family trope we all need.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Lily: This is the kind of thing we could be more obvious with.
    Lily: Miked up 👀
    Lily: We could talk wedding plans during the game.

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    * The league decides the next Montreal v. Ottawa game should be Mic'd Up.
    * After, Shane and Ilya talk jealousy and make a sex tape.
    * Years later, the Pikes make amends for the FanMail debacle.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    It started with Ilya having suggestions for the menu at the new and improved Kingfisher. It stopped being a reno chat real quick

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    15 Jan 2026

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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    15 Jan 2026