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Transfemme deer gets accosted by their wolf gf in the kitchen. It's the holidays! Time for ass eating and facefucking!
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Poey hangs with the girls at Maribel’s place, but she didn’t tell him there would be a jacuzzi. With no other options, Poey (obviously) must strip. At least he won’t be doing it alone!
2.5 word commission for Joey-Poey (Bluesky) from 2022.
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Poey takes a road trip to a beach house with friends. It doesn’t take long for things to devolve into sexual antics.
3.3k word commission for Joey-Poey (Bluesky) from 2020.
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Aisha Shakur is the personal assistant to the CEO of a multi-billion dollar software company, and she’s going on vacation! Sort of. It’s a work thing, but Aisha is determined to make her time at a luxury Australian resort worth it. The island resort is brand new and much of it is under construction, especially near its shores. On the night of her work event, something crawls out of the sea.
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Sartha Thrace, ace mech pilot, is always so confused. She's a rebel, so why is she fighting on the wrong side? She's a free woman, so why is she wearing a muzzle? She's a hero, so why do her comrades treat her like a rabid dog? Sartha Thrace is so fortunate that her beloved Handler is always there to help her understand
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- Part 1 of WARHOUND
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01 Aug 2026
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Identities Some Would Consider Unnatural by GrimmestOfBuns
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Jul 2026
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A young, Zabraki padawan is assigned to study a dusty old Holocron, and is taught to realize what the Jedi have been making her repress by the liberated Sith whose identity is stored in it.
Or: Cracking padawan eggs is a great way to make an apprentice omelette!
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- Part 3 of Padawan and the Dark Side
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23 Jul 2026
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A loyal knight's loyalty and masculinity are both tested by a bratty, spoiled Princess. A spy's very identity becomes ensnared in a power play between two powerful mages. A kingdom hangs in the balance. Occasionally, girls who were once boys kiss other girls.
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13 Jul 2026
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After being stripped of his titles, possessions, wealth, and home, Simon has fallen into a difficult situation: he is completely broke without monetary support during a nationwide financial crisis. Poor and desperate, he finds some unlikely allies and begins to learn more about the people within his kingdom. Watch Simon go from disgraced royal to passionate union support as he begins to find himself and what it really means to be a leader.
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AKA: I wrote an outline for a wild fic when I was 14, found the outline again, and decided to write it (slightly minimalistly)
This is crack taken super seriously and I actually put effort into it. I’m sorry. I’ll update it whenever I feel like it.
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- Part 1 of Simon and the Fall of Aldovia
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14 Nov 2023
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Over a decade since he split from the only man he ever loved, Machete is now a cardinal in the political mire that is the Catholic Church. He has worked tirelessly to secure his own position and work towards his goals, having abandoned the idea of ever seeing his love again. Things are shaken up, however, when there is an attempt on his life. Now, plots will be uncovered, friendships will be tested, and something abandoned will suddenly be rekindled...
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28 Oct 2023