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    The struggle was real when it came to keeping a secret identity. Especially when the identity was kept from a group of superheroes made up of a retired agent, a retired assassin, a retired super-assassin, a super soldier, a couple military men, some geniuses and a literal god.

    Peter thought he would be able to keep his name and face away from the spotlight until he was at least old enough to drink. He hoped that his Parker Luck would hold out until his twenty-first birthday, maybe even past that. But a villain crawling out of the woodwork and a couple of life-threatening injuries were quick to change his plans.

    Hopefully, he could just flash those Bambi eyes and get it over with.

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    Hey ned could you do me a favor plz? And dont tell may
    How do i get a 3 inch thick pole out of my abdomen without breaking the pole???

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    The sun sets.
    Peter breaks three toes and hits his head hard against concrete. There’s a steadily bleeding wound in his side that he’s staunched with his webbing and tries not to acknowledge it when it burns.
    He can still walk in a straight line, which is good.
    He’s starving and tired and cold.
    It’s been fifteen hours.

    Or, Peter doesn't take any breaks during a lengthy fight with the Avengers. The mind-melting fever that follows really should have been expected.

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    Peter never wanted this. He didn’t ask for the entire team to breathe down his neck whenever he eats, or to insist that he reaches some absurd goal weight when he’s perfectly fine where he’s at. He doesn’t need to change.

    He just needs to stop day dreaming about killing himself. It’s getting distracting.

    Or: 5 times Peter doesn't ask the Avengers for help, and the one time he does.

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    The Avengers seem to like Harley more than Peter. Or at least, they’re doing a really shitty job on giving them equal amounts of attention (read: they aren't giving Peter any anymore).
    But Peter isn’t one to complain.
    So when Fury offers him a high profile SHIELD mission, Peter sees it as a good way to do good and get his mind off of things.
    Only the Avengers wouldn’t notice a teenager disappear for three days.
    Only the Avengers.

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    The 'Peter Parker Feels Like He's Being Replaced When Harley Comes To Visit And Things Get A Little Angsty' trope, but starring Uncle Nick Fury and a chaotic SHIELD mission.

     

    The first installment of the 'Made of Iron' series, but can be read alone :)

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