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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Tonight was the night. He would get all gussied up, take Tenna on a lovely dinner date, sweep him off his feet, confess his love and then... [[KROMER]]!!

    Spamton G. Spamton was on a mission!

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    08 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Salvatore G. Addonizi, known to fans worldwide as Sal G. Salvatore, used to be the kind of kid to get into fights. He never really grew out of it either, getting kicked out of various establishments as soon as some dickhead looked at him the wrong way.

    Upon meeting Mr. Antony "Ant" Tenna, Jr., however, he stopped fighting just for his own defense. Instead, he made sure every living being knew that the show host was untouchable.

    Then the scandal hit- the man who stole audiences' hearts, dripping with sex appeal and cockiness, was pregnant. So his instincts and pregnancy hormones took over, growing more and more protective with each snide comment or filthy look.

    No one fucks with Sal G. Salvatore's family.

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    Or how Sal and Ant's lives turn completely upside down.

    But a phone call on what feels like the worst night in their career gives them hope, and they trade the spotlight for a little Starlight.

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    04 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 90

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    To no one’s surprise, existing as a lowly Addison... followed by the live-fast BIG SHOT [Cungadero] lifestyle... taking an unwanted acid bath and being homeless (if you didn’t count the dumpster) and then BEATEN UP BY CHILDREN... none of this does a body any good. Particularly not when said body is sad and stunted, made of wood and fluff.

    It also no longer looks great in a suit jacket, which is perhaps the biggest shame.

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    Hanging around Castle Town after his battle with the [Sponge]s, Spamton meets an old flame again, and has to reassess everything he thought he knew about his ruined body.

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    02 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    After reconciling, Spamton and Tenna agree to give things one more go.

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    27 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Spamton?”

    A screen flicks on and shifts until it’s hovering over Spamton. The weight against his chest is lifted, and the Addison chokes on a sob as he rips himself up, throwing the blanket down. Something in the corner of his vision moves, brushes against his cold cheek, and Spamton flinches.

    “Spamton? Sweetheart? What’s the matter?”

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    Spamton G. Spamton wakes up in a bed he doesn't remember going to sleep in, next to a Darkner that he doesn't know.

    It only gets worse from there.

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    08 Mar 2026