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Draco Malfoy, the Boy Who Lived by Tessa Crowley (tessacrowley)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2026
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04 Aug 2026
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A Series of Rather Unfortunate Events by TheWitchfluencer for SilverDragonGemini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2026
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"An off book assignment to a middle-of-nowhere muggle village where we are forced to stay overnight at an inn with only one bed…" Draco raised a brow. "It's highly suspicious.”
Her eyes flashed. “And just what exactly are you implying?”
"I’m implying that I have read this book before, Granger.”
Her lips twitched but she denied him her full smile. “I see. Well then please enlighten me, what happens next?”
“Oh it’s terrible,” he tsked. “If the tropes are to be believed, we are all but doomed by forced proximity.”
ORA hilariously self-aware "Only one bed at the inn" Dramione Minific
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23 Jul 2026
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Whats a little scar comparisons between Auror Partners?
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27 Jun 2026
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A series of flirtatious text exchanges
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11 Sep 2025
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Hermione is back in England after eight years. Her first order of business is to attend a dinner party hosted by DILFs.
The Eight Rules for Fucked Up Individuals: A Dinner -
1. Leave work at the door. If you must talk about work, take a shot.
2. Wear Black. This isn’t a funeral, but we are mourning the people we used to be, and the expectations of who we’ll never become.
3. Compliments must be specific; the more unhinged the better.
4. You cannot say “I’m Fine”...Unless you give a 3-5 sentence monologue explaining why you are absolutely not.
5. Everyone is encouraged to share their pettiest opinion. The smaller the hill, the harder you die on it.
6. Crying is allowed. If you cry, you get first dibs on dessert.
7. Everyone must toast to something they’ve lost. Metaphors are allowed.
8. If you fall in love, you must declare it. Lust counts.- Language:
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15 Jul 2025