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Your mother and guardian say you can’t participate in extracurriculars until you prove you’re capable of taking care of all your regular work on your own, without any assistance or reminders. That means completing homework and chores with enough free time to reasonably fit a full, separate activity.
You’ve started gamifying it to motivate yourself, imagining the shortcuts you take from class as a speedrun strat, no-clipping through seedy alleyways and fluttering over hedge barriers.
Once you arrive home, you make quick work of your chores, take a shower, do your homework, and eat dinner. You think you’re on the verge of getting a new best time. Maybe you can ask your parents to enroll you in a language class, or fencing, or martial arts, or e-sports! That’d be such an epic win. But until you can get your average daily block of free time up to three hours, you’re expected to stay home and “help the family.” Argh.
At least you have sweet, sweet Vapor games to keep you company…
AKA 4 times berdly is there for kris + 1 time they return the favor :D
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Berdly hasn't left his house in quite a while. He decides to record himself talking about his memories of school and the friends he used to have. It's hard to talk about that without breaking down, though.
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Berdly attends a party at the Holiday house. Surely everyone will be responsible and not resort to childish games.
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[Podfic] Human Care and Relationships for the Academically-Inclined by KeikoBubs
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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Given the glaring lack of proper documentation on the subject of human care and human-monster relationships, the responsibility of filling in the gaps of knowledge fell into my wings. The insights on this blog are authored by an intellectual monster partnered to a human, providing you reliable information about human care. You'll thank me for it.
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“Berdly,” they say slowly, carefully, “You don’t need to be smart for people to like you.”
“But everyone likes Noelle. And they like you,” he adds.
“They really don’t, dude. Do you remember how we met?”
He does. It was nearly a decade ago.
AKA kris trolls berdly and has a heart to (upside-down) heart :3
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As young adolescents, before the Quiet Rapture, Simon started randomly switching bodies with a boy who lived on earth named Ryland.
A.k.a. I take massive creative liberties with the Iron Lung universe in order to make a Your Name inspired plot.
A.k.a. doomed space boys fall in love and save their universes
I was inspired to write this after seeing a lovely piece of art by maevedeava on tumblr!
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Doors by Umm_idfk
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026)
31 Aug 2026
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Simon is newly graduated on the government's dime, recovering mentally and physically from the Navy submarine accident that took his arm and scarred his face, and equal parts excited and nervous for his first year teaching. Somehow, after everything he's done, he gets to be the one kids ask questions and trust to give the right answer. The paycheck and sense of purpose more than make up for how alone he is.
Ryland Grace has two best friends who love and care for him, the job of his dreams, a boss he loves, and a suspiciously high paycheck for a middle school science teacher. So why is he still so lonely?
A tour of the building, matching scars, and a fragile comraderie, and suddenly their lives are far more intertwined than either is fully comfortable with.
Their friends and colleagues are almost as invested in their budding relationship as the nerdy middle schoolers are in shipping their favorite teachers.
These oblivious idiots might need a little push in the right direction
Bookmarked by KeikoBubs
12 Aug 2026
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20 rocky uses a tablet to speak and simons trucks named ellie
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A Saving Grace by LowkeyLoki_1309
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
02 Sep 2026
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After ramming the sub straight into the Light, Simon wakes up on a strange spaceship with no memory of how he got there. The state of the Hail Mary -spacious, clean, bright and comfortable- can only lead to one conclusion: Simon has somehow been picked up by one of the highest-ranking leaders of the C.O.I.
Luckily, Dr. Grace doesn't seem to recognize him, buying Simon enough time to hatch yet another desperate plan for survival before his identity is discovered. In the meantime, Simon tries his best to stay in the man's good graces (no pun intended), but he's hardly known for his charming personality.
Both of them are in for a bumpy ride.
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Simon has been moved around the country multiple times since entering witness protection. He just wants to have a normal life, but that seems impossible. Until he gets moved to San Francisco, and the pretty science teacher at his new job, Dr. Ryland Grace, asks him if he'd like to split rent.
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The Strange Powers of Prophecy by Nattygism
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
30 Aug 2026
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The C.O.I. puts the nosiest new prisoner next to his cell, and the man sure looks like fresh meat: looks funny; talks funny; walks funny; has zero survival instincts; and looks soft. He smells of privilege and luxury nobody has access to anymore in a dead solar system.
It pisses Simon off. Pisses him off that he feels the need to try to protect this man. Pisses him off that looking at him causes déjà vu. It’s not his responsibility and shouldn’t involve him.
So why is he getting involved?
Bookmarked by KeikoBubs
30 Aug 2026
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11 ryland kidnapped by coi, build food synthesizer, simon has prophetic visions

