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- Team Fortress 2 (267)
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Ever since his first sister came into his life, Heavy has been taking care of people. It's his way of showing his love. But that can take up his time sometimes, and his lover, Spy, wonders if it takes up too much of it. If it takes up too much of Heavy. So he devises a plan to pamper him to show him how nice it is to take time for himself, and learns his own lesson in caring for others in the process.
Illustrations provided by the absolutely amazing Nota, who absolutely killed it with such cool style! I still can't believe you did so many pieces for this, dude. You're a machine!
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Sniper and Spy both think Heavy's attractive, so they invite him to join them for a threesome. Spy gets to indulge a seldom-enjoyed taste of his, and Sniper gets to feel a little more secure in their relationship. Heavy's having a great time, honestly.
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With August comes the team's yearly long furlough during the summer, a month off to rest, recharge, and prepare for the gruelling Halloween and Smissmas combat seasons ahead. The team all have various plans, but the most interesting ones belong to Sniper and Demoman, who have a cross-country road trip planned with the overall goal being to meet some of the mysterious inhabitants of West Virginia. However the trip becomes more than simple sightseeing and sex tourism when Medic gives them a mission: get him feathers from the wings of the Mothman.
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- Part 74 of Monstrous Intent
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Soldier takes Spy to the bastion of American culture: Waffle House
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Getting stuck at a remote base with no access to alcohol and none provided in the company rations leads Demoman's organs to solve their own problems, leading to a rather unusual side effect that might just help the whole team out, if they're amenable.
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Assembled with no chronology other than the order I write them: a very specific view of Team Fortress Classic as a lot sluttier than canon would have you assume. I figured I've been writing them with mild continuity so why not make that official?
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In a world populated by magic and monsters, certain men develop certain ecclectic tastes. Sniper is very much one of them, the amiable Australian collecting experiences most illicit. He tracks down creatures sapient yet monstrous, and endeavors to bed them.
This series' chronology is vague, but is presented here in order.
The majority of this series was written before The Naked and the Dead came out, and thus before Spy was revealed as Scout's father. In the continuity of this series, that is only true of RED Scout and RED Spy. BLU Scout and BLU Spy are entirely unrelated in this series, however, for reasons that become pretty clear in Playing With Fire.
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Money falls like rain in Teufort. Which is to say, not at all. Seeking what little fortunes may be abandoned out in the desert, Lupin and Jigen go out to ransack an abandoned manor. Is there anything good out there? What still defends battlegrounds left in the dust? How can a machine ever understand what truly makes a man?
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- Part 2 of Ad Nauseam
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07 Sep 2026
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Spy introduces Sniper to the strap.
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22 Jul 2026
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"… I've had enough of having my skills be misused for tonight," Spy says mildly. He takes Sniper's hand again, bringing Sniper's fingers to his mouth to suck lightly at the tips before sighing, "I've more suitable assets for you. Use them."
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15 Jul 2026
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RED Spy has a new watch. He lets BLU Sniper test it out.
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29 Jun 2026
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Spy takes Sniper out to his favorite restaurant. It's supposedly a date, but Sniper thinks it might not be that easy or simple.
And he's right.
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22 Mar 2026