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russianstallion messages hollabackgirl on Grindr for some fun, but then they keep showing up at the same places, conveniently right when Boston and Montreal have a game against each other.
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Shane and Ilya, unbeknownst to each other, are sexting on Grindr while still being rivals on the ice.*SMAU that was previously uploaded to twitter is now on ao3 for ease of reading*
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10 Aug 2026
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“Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”
“Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”
Hayden stops, so Shane does too.
“You don’t know who that was?”
Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer.
“Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious.
Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”
“At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke.
“He’s a porn star, man.”
“A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?”
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Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.
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10 Aug 2026
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“Once we’re in the room, it’s standard procedure: Find their I.D.s, strip ‘em, and load ‘em into the transport cages. You can have your fun with them on the way back to the facility, so don’t get distracted by a pair of big tits and leave someone else to pick up your slack.” He shot a quelling glance at Ferguson, who flushed and looked down at his boots while his teammates stifled laughter behind their gloved hands.
“Any questions?” He glanced around, but no one made a peep. Dirk grinned. “Okay, let’s go teach these cuntboys a lesson.”
___Federal Gender Registration Board officer Dirk Collins leads a raid on a group of unsuspecting cuntboy activists. He finds an unexpected hidden gem during the raid, one who inspires him to capitalize on the perks of his job more than he ever has in his 15 years of service.
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09 Aug 2026
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Holding Patterns by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Nov 2025
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“Do you want to know how it feels?”
Shane let his hand fall back to the couch. He pushed himself up onto his elbows and lifted a brow at Rozanov. “What – holding the Cup? You’ve already made that joke once.”
“No.” Rozanov’s fingers encircled Shane’s wrist and then he was pulling Shane’s hand between his legs.
Or: Shane tops.
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Magnetic Fields by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Dec 2025
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Lily: How many times can you come in an hour?
Shane doesn’t know. But he’s happy to test it.
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