LostWaterBottle
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Break the Chain by LostWaterBottle
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
30 Aug 2026
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When Vaati first approaches him with the new plan, Shadow hates it. It’s stupid, he tells him, to sacrifice someone in this way as a failsafe when the side of Darkness is inevitable going to win. But Vaati says he’s already proposed the plan to Ganon and the king of Darkness himself has agreed that it can only facilitate the crushing of light. So there’s no room for arguing.
Basically, I wanted an excuse to have the colours and Shadow go to the human world and adapt. So I made a plot to get it to happen :) Since they need the four swords to get rid of Gabon, I thought what if they just got rid of the swords. What would they do. So the fic is just Shadow steals the swords, goes to the human world, befriends some cool as fuck lesbians, discovers Rhianna and is a gay idiot with Vio because the colours go through the portal as well to get the swords back. Shenanigans ensue.
Please note I've never played the games, but I've been reading the manga since I was ten so I felt relatively qualified to write this. Enjoy :3
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- Part 1 of Portal AU
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The forest echoes (the trees are crowing) by LostWaterBottle
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
02 Jun 2026
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NOT FINISHED ACCIDENTALLY POSTED I CLICKED POST INSTEAD OF PREVIEW
EDIT: to the now sixty one people who have read this: fucking hell man I trusted you guys cant you see it’s not finished :( -
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This is a batshit crazy blend of multiple stranger things theories that somehow developed a plot. Basically Will turns into a demagorgon and the upside down is an alternate universe where the world ended.
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Portal AU by LostWaterBottle
Fandom The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
30 Aug 2026
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'Cause I'd Rather Lie Than Allow Them to Think They've Won by ElementalWinter
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
04 Feb 2026
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The first weeks of Penelope’s life in Ithaca passed in a careful rhythm.
There were the formal dinners in the great hall, all silver platters and polished goblets, where Odysseus sat at her side and kept the conversation moving like a tide. There were the walks through the palace gardens, the quiet afternoons at the loom in the solar, the visits to the marketplace where merchants bowed and fumbled to offer her the best of their wares.
And through it all, Polites watched.
Odysseus had spoken of her often these past months. From the way he spoke, Polites had been expecting—well—someone remarkable. A woman whose wit could cut a man down before her spear did. A goddess in mortal form.
But here, now, Penelope was all polish and formality.
Still, he caught himself waiting for the flash of wit his friend had promised. For the sly smile that hinted at some private joke. For the words that would prove she could match Odysseus step for step.
Or, when Penelope, the Queen-to-Be, arrives from Sparta, Polites is... less than impressed by the girl his best friend is smitten by, and swears is a god-send. She's not what he expects. Beautiful, yes, but hardly the match of wits Odysseus claims.
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Bookmarked by LostWaterBottle
15 Sep 2026
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The mood shifted like stormwinds when one of the guests—a Mycenaean lordling with too much wine and too few brain cells—stumbled too close to Penelope. He grabbed her wrist with a laugh, fingers lingering too long, too bold.
Odysseus was already halfway to standing, jaw tight, his cup forgotten at his feet. “I’ll kill him,” he muttered.
“No, you won’t,” Polites said quickly. “You’ll throw the kingdom into war.”
“I’ll be very diplomatic,” Odysseus growled. “Then I’ll kill him.”
But then, as they watched, Penelope moved.
Or, Odysseus is a simp and loves that his girlfriend could beat him up if she wanted.
Bookmarked by LostWaterBottle
14 Sep 2026
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Odysseus is presented with two options- either sacrifice his crew, or himself.
But rather than choosing one, he decides to pave a third.
(Or, Odysseus attempts to seduce Zeus. And it somehow works.)
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Bookmarked by LostWaterBottle
14 Sep 2026
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With the siren discussion long over, Eurylochus believes that he can finally escape the thought which is female Odysseus. Eurylochus is a fool.
A sequel to Did You See That Siren?
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- Part 2 of The Crew
Bookmarked by LostWaterBottle
14 Sep 2026
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With the sirens defeated Odysseus and his crew can continue on their journey home. But rowing is the kind of monotonous work that inspires all kinds of gossip. And with the siren's illusions still fresh in their minds, what better topic is there to talk about? Unfortunately Eurylochus has some issues with one of the questions that seems to be on everyone's mind.
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- Part 1 of The Crew
Bookmarked by LostWaterBottle
14 Sep 2026