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Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF
24 Mar 2019
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Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.
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- English
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- 99/99
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25 May 2026
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congratulations, you adopted a spider! by maraudersmqry
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 May 2026
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Peter was meant to be forgotten, he didn’t think that meant being dropped in Gotham. Or in his eight-year-old body, in the least. Or with vigilantes trying to adopt him!
IN WHICH, Dr. Strange gave Peter one last chance at a life, instead of being emo around the faces who no longer recognized him.
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- Part 1 of de-aged peter w/ batfam!
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- English
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- 31/31
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02 Jan 2026
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Tap to the Beat by OutriderIvyHill22
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Office (US)
30 Apr 2022
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Minerva McGonagall and Severus Snape find a new way to frustrate and sabotage Umbridge's existance
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27 Jun 2025
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
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08 Jun 2025
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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- English
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- 42/42
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Bookmarked by LunaBagel
15 Nov 2024