Magpie_Pen
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Arthur and the Knights are called to a village to take care of a magical book. Unfortunately, Merlin has taken great interest in the book- and the Book has taken great interest in him.
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"By the time Steve was sixteen, he learned what it meant to hide in plain sight. He made himself big, he made himself so noticeable that nobody would see the small things about him. He held himself like he didn’t have a care in the world. He held himself like He hadn’t learned he could take a bus into the city, though he also learned he couldn’t stretch his food money very far after one of those trips. "
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- Part 2 of Lola
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"His eyes traced the (clearly repurposed) cinema sign- it said ‘THE HONKY CHATEAU’ then right under it, ‘TONIGHT ONLY- LOLA AT MIDNIGHT’ he hummed and glanced at his watch. 11:29. The night was still young, Why not? What’s the worst that could happen? He goes home like he planned to? The Beast was parked around the corner anyway, it would be a quick escape."
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- Part 1 of Lola
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"...Adrenaline was back in full, teeth shattering force as he dragged himself to his feet, the room coming back into a sharp focus. Standing in front of him, rapidly gaining ground in the small room was a monster. An honest to God, creature feature, horror movie monster.
It was tall and broad, hunched over to fit into the room, and stalking towards him. Claws dragged on the floor, a train in the distance.
A cold sweat broke out across his lower back. That wasn't a train. The thing was growling. Looking like a starving dog. Mother fuck. That’s what it was, a starving dog. And he was a goddamn 5 star meal in its eyes. "
________________Monster Steve????? methinks so. methinks so.
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C'est la vie! by Magpie_Pen
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
09 Aug 2021
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Jaskier had already dedicated a large portion of his already short life to Geralt of Rivia. but he had pleanty of time to live for himself, right?
right?
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The Baddams Family Adventures by petting_a_bumblebee
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
10 Jul 2026
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Flash halted as a shadowy tendril leaped from Batman’s cape and slithered toward the side table. The tendril snatched a pie knife while its identical twin took a plate from the near pile. They cut a hefty piece, which they delivered to Batman’s waiting hand. Batman took a long and audible sniff off the treat before the slice and the plate vanished into his shadows.
“As Flash stated, it is tasty”, Batman said emphatically in the sudden silence of the meeting room. “The plate was not bad either. IKEA?”
- Batboy-centric glimpses of the life of the most lovable monster family in Gotham.
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04 Aug 2026
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Mercy to the Guilty (is Cruelty to the Innocent) by cercielove
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types
21 Jul 2026
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Timothy Drake is a liar and a fraud.
Naively, Gotham believes him.
Or; Dick Grayson, under the impression that Timothy Drake is a mercenary, hires him to kill the Joker. Spoiler alert: Timothy Drake is not, in fact, a mercenary.
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04 Aug 2026
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How Bruce Wayne Gained a Spider by sirawing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2026
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Peter kicks his feet back and forth.
"I just need a bit. Uhm. The clinginess will slow down once I heal, then I can break the bonds and be on my way."
"Peter." Oh. Bruce's voice is so stern that he freezes in place, looking up to meet Bruce's eyes in the rearview mirror.
"You are not leaving. You are mine."
or: a continuation of my fic, How One Peter Parker Gained a Colony.
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- Part 2 of A Social Spider
Bookmarked by Magpie_Pen
02 Jul 2026
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The Bizarre Nature of Second Chances by alexandria_library_of
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
21 Jan 2026
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Jason Todd knows he doesn't get second chances. Those are saved for parents who love you, brothers who want you, and a universe that is not indifferent to your suffering.
But then—something bizarre happens.
After scrapping with a Mage, Jason wakes up feeling...weird.
What does he do? Goes to the smartest person he knows: Tim Drake
There's only one problem: Tim Drake is...seven?
Things just got really complicated.
Or,
Jason Todd is transported to a universe where Bruce is a good dad, Dick is a good brother, and Tim is seven years old—and needs a babysitter.
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22 Apr 2026
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Gotham was literally cursed but no one believed Bruce. He took it upon himself to fix it and after decades of searching, that solution came to him in the form of a little blue vial. Bruce was to take the curse within himself to temper it into something manageable.
He thinks the others would call him stupid and stop him if they knew about this, but (un)fortunately for Bruce, his family hasn't spoken to him for forever. There was no one here to stop him.
He downed the liquid and woke up as his nine-year-old self.
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“Mother, do you remember those funny clouds above people’s heads I told you about? Well, I’m doing something about them but the process is very lonely. Or not. I think it’s just me. I’m the problem. I can’t seem to get people to like me enough to stay. I know–-… I’m aware that it’s due to my own shortcomings but sometimes, it feels like even the worst monsters have people that love them and yet I have no one.”
Bruce let out a humourless chuckle and rested his forehead on his knees.
“I just wish there was someone that cared about me.”
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09 Apr 2026