MistyBeethoven
Fandoms
- Agatha Christie's Poirot (TV) (27)
- Phineas and Ferb (13)
- Fallout (TV 2024) (11)
- Gotham (TV) (9)
- The Edison Twins (TV) (8)
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Life proving to be nothing but a string of disappointments, Las Vegas showgirl, Steph (aka Miss Calculations), hopes that her luck is about to change when her infamous boss, Robert Edwin House, requests a private meeting with her.
When the businessman proves to be just as calculating, cold and eccentric as the rumors floating around him suggest, Steph's hopes are quickly dashed until the man offers her a potentially lucrative proposition: infiltrate Vault-Tec, as his personal spy, and she can basically have anything she wants...within reason.
Even as the role requires she essentially sell herself, Stephanie accepts, a large complication arising when she discovers that the one thing she truly does desire is Robert House himself.
A truly unreasonable demand.
For this isn't a fairy tale, with war looming on the horizon, and Mr. House determined to save the only thing he does truly love: Vegas. Stephanie soon finds her need for survival and acceptance conflicting with the needs of her heart.
What will the fallout be?
A pre-war, spy romance, featuring an entirely speculative pairing.
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A tongue in cheek, but seriously rendered, song from Lucy's perspective about her love for the Ghoul. The music/singing is AI, but the lyrics are my own.
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We Are All Actors in Our Different Ways by MistyBeethoven
Fandoms: WandaVision (TV), Wonder Man (TV 2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse)
10 Sep 2026
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Dragging his unsister, Wanda Maximoff, off to an audition to get her out of the funk, he feels, she's fallen into, Peter Maximoff doesn't expect to make the acquaintance of two other seemingly struggling actors: Simon Williams and Trevor Slattery.
Nor does he expect for Wanda and Simon to hit it off so well together.
Despite his flailing feelings of jealousy and possessiveness, Peter agrees to work with Trevor to make the burgeoning couple's first date a success. However, will Quicksilver truly be able to push aside his love for the Scarlet Witch to make her big night out with Wonder Man a wanda-ful/wonder-ful night of magic? Or will he decide to use his mutant powers to turn what should be a fairytale romance into a disaster instead?
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- Part 6 of Silver and Scarlet, Quick to the Witch
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Believing that everything in his life could be fixed if he had only become class president in High School, Heinz Doofenshmirtz uses his past invention, the De-Age-inator, to become 18 years old again and quickly enrolls in Danville High. However, in the high school political arena, Doof faces fierce competition from his opponent, a girl named Candace Flynn, whom smells something fishy about the new "exchange student" and soon sets out to bust him!
When the two are paired as soccer rivals and then lab partners, though, their mutual understanding soon works against them and turns their fierce rivalry into something neither of them expected.
Heinz now has to ask himself if he's evil enough to take his daughter's friend to the prom before taking over the Tri-State area, while Candace has to answer, once she gets the evidence she craved, if she's prepared to bust someone she's fallen in love with? And if she'll really be okay this time when everything disappears.
It seems neither teenagehood nor middle agedness is all it's cracked up to be.
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Patricia brings a drunk Tom back to his home one night and listens to his confession about how the start of any worthwhile superstition begins. Afterwards, Patricia wonders if there is any room for her in his heart when it comes to his own superstitions.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,768
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 27
- Hits:
- 273
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Silver and Scarlet, Quick to the Witch by MistyBeethoven
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Multiverse (Marvel), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), WandaVision (TV), Wonder Man (TV 2026), X-Men (Movieverse)
10 Sep 2026
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- 6
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"Yes, I Really Am This Pathetic!" or "How to Say I Love You with a Story or a Picture" by MistyBeethoven
Fandom Bill & Ted (Movies)
25 Oct 2019
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Poetry inspired by Keanu Reeves and his characters.
- Words:
- 22
- Works:
- 1
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Love in the Time of Deathclaws by RedSkittleQueen for thecrowsinmyhead
Fandoms: Fallout (TV 2024)
24 Sep 2026
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Lucy, a recluse scorpion farmer, saves a dying ghoul.
This impacts their lives in ways neither can predict.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
27 Aug 2026
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Sugar continues his search for Henry and Djen while reuniting with old friends and making new discoveries about Earth and himself.
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Picks up right where s1e8 left off.Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
22 Aug 2026
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A look into Tom's mind.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
03 Jul 2026
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Nothing Is Fixed, Forever and Ever by Capriciously_Terminal
Fandoms: Spider-Noir (Marvel TV 2026), Spider-Man - All Media Types
02 Aug 2026
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It would, however, almost get to feel easy, for a time, to stand in the perfect drape of shadow in that beautiful room. Simple. In the dark. Her up there on the stage, him craning his neck to see around the pillar. The world a wonderful thing.
He could even forget why he was there, the same way the politicians and the mobsters and the waitstaff did. Good men, bad men, it wouldn’t matter.
In the dark with her there was no time. No space. Nothing to worry about and nothing to wait for.
He could almost be some kind of man whose foundations weren’t crumbling a little more each day.
This would, much later, be part of why Flint would run. Eventually even the forgetting wouldn’t last. Eventually it would hurt.
(AKA Six months is a short amount of time to fall in love, but a long amount of time for Flint Marko to be collapsing in on himself).
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
18 Jun 2026
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Reilly,” she calls, “It’s—“
“Janet? Why?”
“Robbie called the office and gave me your address. He said something happened and he couldn’t find you.”
Silence. A creak of weight pressed against the other side of the door.
Or:
Janet gets a call from Robbie on the night Ruby dies.
Bookmarked by MistyBeethoven
06 Jun 2026