Nobody_can_exist_1212
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Lucifer dresses in drag.
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Alastor is the well-known Radio demon, who can never show his true emotions... Right?
He never expects to be brought to tears by the devil himself, yet here he was sobbing and revealing secrets that he never thought he would tell someone. That someone being Lucifer Morningstar, the literal King of Hell.
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Detective's Perspective of... Love? by Nobody_can_exist_1212
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Apr 2026
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Alastor is an infamous serial killer in New Orleans known for his horrific murders and the complicated string of lies and alibies he's constructed.
Lucifer is the top detective at his firm and is assigned with discovering the killer.
Somehow Alastor is caught but Lucifer doesn't want to turn him in, because... He doesn't really know why.A tale of two dumbasses who are bad with feelings yet try to love each despite everything.
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I'm not good at this read the description (or the fic) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Full Squad Gaming
27 Oct 2025
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So the Squad Gaming gang thought they’d just do a silly drinking party game — “Who’s the Imposter?” Simple rules: guess wrong, you drink. But somehow it devolves faster than anyone could plan. George is out within ten minutes and basically just naps through half the stream. Deny provides a running commentary that’s part roasting, part straight-up chaos. Froste? He’s hammered by round three and somehow manages to turn some very questionable flirting into peak content. And Classy? Well, he tries really hard to keep it together but accidentally calls Froste “pretty” on stream, and let’s just say things get messy. Like, really messy.
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- Part 2 of Full Squad Gaming ^_^
- Part 2 of Niche Fandoms I desperately need more content on
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03 Sep 2026
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A bitter argument on a nightly hunt results in a horrible loss of control, leaving Vincent torn open and vowing to give Alastor what he wants... silence.
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30 Aug 2026
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Lucifer has been divorced for 7 years and he’s never reentered the dating scene. With Charlie’s encouragement, he decides to go out on Valentine’s Day to a bar to give flirting a try.
There he meets Alastor and after their first night, begins a 7-year-long distant flirtation... but what happens when Lucifer realizes he wants Alastor to stay?
Based on the song by Lady Gaga "Yoü and I."
For the RadioApple Valentine's Day 2025 hosted by: Winter
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30 Aug 2026
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Murdermedia Alastor death!
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- Part 3 of Car’s radiostatic
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02 May 2026
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oneshots/comics/art specifically for my hazbin aus
── .✦ find me on tumblr @ cherry-blitz
take a cookie for reading!! -> 🍪
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Bookmarked by Nobody_can_exist_1212
01 May 2026