OddGreyhound

a stupid looking dog with mostly dark grey fur. it has a silly floating crown with inset gems and it is smiling



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    “My dads,” Christopher mumbles in his sleep. “Are getting married.”

    Eddie clears his throat. From the corner of his eye, he can see Buck’s knuckles tighten on the steering wheel.

    “I’m not a flower girl!” Christopher continues, annoyed. “I have no flowers.”

    “Maybe we should wake him?” Buck suggests. “He seems, um. Distressed.”

     

    Or, Christopher sleep talks. Buck and Eddie get a front row seat to his dream.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    “At least your puppies knock first,” Stiles snorts. “Here I thought their alpha raised them to be well-mannered.” 



    “There’s a sign,” Derek responds stiffly. 



    Stiles, whose curiosity outweighs even his hardest of grudges, abandons his chilly façade of nonchalance in a heartbeat. He jumps right up and all but pushes Derek out of the way in his effort to get to the window, and sure enough when he leans outside there’s a laminated strip of cardstock duct taped to the vinyl siding: 



    DON’T FORGET TO KNOCK Stiles gets cranky when we scare him

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    Or, in which Stiles Stilinski moves to Beacon Hills for his junior year of high school and accidentally adopts a pack of teenage werewolves.

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    28 Aug 2025

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    Seasoned pro cyclist Edward “Blackbeard” Teach is counting down the days to his retirement when his swansong at the Tour de France is thrown off-course by a starry-eyed newcomer. Can Stede Bonnet’s enthusiasm remind Ed why he loves cycling, and perhaps help him find some joy in his personal life too?

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    “This is my first Tour, but it’s also my last. I’m here by luck. It won’t happen again.”
    “Hmm. I might have heard something along those lines.”
    Ed has, in fact, heard a lot of it, mostly in Izzy’s outraged voice.

    You know that twat hasn’t even raced a one-day Classic? No real road experience at all, just a handful of time trials. He’s a rower, for fuck’s sake, he’s not got the first idea how to handle himself in a group. He’s only here because his daddy owns the team. Totally unprofessional. Stupid fucking Stede Bonnet.

    “So why are you here now, then?” he asks. “What did you do to get Fortune to smile on you so beautifully?”
    “It’s a long story,” Stede replies.
    “I’ve got all day. Come on, get your bike. We’ll go for a ride and you can tell me all about it.”

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    19 Jul 2025

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    “You didn’t come home last night,” Athena points out, sipping at what appears to be coffee as Buck makes his way out onto the balcony. “I take it things went well?”

    Buck winces, taking a seat opposite her at the table. “So… I might have chickened out on the whole ‘telling Eddie I’m in love with him’ thing.”

    “Buck…”

    “I know, I know,” he mumbles, burying his face in his hands.

    “And here I was thinking you’d spent the night in his bed when you weren’t home by eleven.”

    Buck slowly lifts his head. “Well…”

    Athena snorts. “You’re kidding.”

    “Friends can share a bed,” Buck says in an attempt to justify the situation. “Eddie and I shared a bed in quarantine, it’s not weird.”

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    (Buck and Athena spend some time as roommates.)

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    27 Jun 2025

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    A last-minute shift change means the surprise party has to be moved to another day.

    OR: Buck is choking on blood and has a pulmonary embolism alone in his apartment. He calls 911, only to reach Maddie on the other end of the line.

    His sister doesn’t know it’s him, and he can’t even speak to her.

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    27 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this thing is fucking perfection and i cry at the very mention of it