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  1. Public Bookmark 18

    The Warren by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    22 Jul 2026

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    "It's not right for you to carry my pup without my bite. As it is, you've shouldered the lion's share of this mess. At least allow me to make things right."

    Gale rubbed his neck, refusing to meet Astarion's eyes. "Generous of an offer as that is, I can't let an accidental pregnancy be the catalyst for a mating bond. We hardly know each other–"

    "We can fix that."

    A one-in-a-million encounter crosses the paths of Astarion, an Alpha finally getting his life together after a directionless decade, and Gale, a community college professor by day and an entertainer at an omega club by night. Or, an extremely self-indulgent fox/bunny omegaverse longfic in which Gale suffers, Astarion vibes, and they also happen to fall in love.

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    24 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

    Stray by

    Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)  

    28 Jul 2026

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    Astarion was a teen runaway, now in his early twenties as an established thief and burglar. Gale is a magic shop owner and a mark gone quite awry when Astarion catches feelings from afar instead of robbing him.

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    24 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 44

    A Little Weight Gain Powder by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    13 Sep 2025

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    Concerned that his boyfriend might leave him for one of his many admirers at the gym, Harry starts slipping a little weight gain powder into his protein shakes. Only a little. At first.

    He finds he really, really likes the resulting changes to Draco's body.

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    02 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

    The Curse That Could Be Worse by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    10 Nov 2025

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    Sirius is a cursebreaker and got hit with a mystery curse that makes him extremely hungry.
    Remus is only too happy to keep his boyfriend full.

    Kink fic, don't like don't read

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    02 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 56

    Break Room by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    20 Aug 2020

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    Draco Malfoy is glad to get a job at the Ministry of Magic as one of their Cursebreakers. He's not so glad to find himself sharing a break room with his old nemesis, Harry Potter, now Head Auror.

    Obviously, then he starts making Harry enormous quantities of food and they fall in love, blah blah blah, if you know my fic then you know what to expect LOL.

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    01 Jul 2026