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    Welcome to force freaks, the twice monthly podcast with poplitealqueen, Punsbulletsandpointythings, LaceFedora, and Dr.FumblesMcStupid

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    They don't.

    Until they can't help it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 64

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    ‘You know, I don’t pose for free, sweetheart.’

    Peter Parker is snapping pictures for the day job when he runs into a new anti-hero on the block. But when JJ gets photographic evidence of this so-called Deadpool character, he is convinced this is a new suit (and a new way of dealing with criminals) for Spider-Man. Peter sets out to prove that Deadpool is another masked menace entirely, and the two of them end up becoming a reluctant duo. And maybe more...

    Expect smut and canon-typical violence

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    18 Aug 2026

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    An up-and-coming masked hero is revealed to be a serial killer, and the public is terrified. Everyone's demanding that Spider-Man reveal his identity for their own safety, and as if that isn't enough, Deadpool is hired to make sure it happens. Peter's stressed enough as it is with work and rent and school and a new super villain cropping up — he just doesn't have time for this. He especially doesn't have time for Deadpool accosting Peter Parker, wanting Spider-Man's photographer to help track down the elusive hero.

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    Everything seems to be going wrong all at once. It's a miracle Peter hasn't had a breakdown.

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    16 Aug 2026

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    Wado is different. Not only is the white sword clearly special to Zoro, but her haki signature is also the least threatening of the three. She still feels dangerous, like any powerful weapon should, but it’s a serene sort of strength—something like a still, deep body of water or Zoro’s powerful body held still in meditation.

    Sanji chases that familiar sensation deep into the ocean, even as his lungs start to burn and the pressure of the water threatens to crush him from above. Wado has been with the Straw Hats even longer than Sanji has, and he refuses to let the ocean have her.

    Or; Sanji dives into the water after Wado, Zoro shares a secret in the middle of the night, and something shifts irrevocably between them.

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    16 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    Knowing tomorrow’s going to be a busy day, Usopp decides to call it a night early. He makes sure the pantry is stocked, the house is tidy, and the guest bedroom is ready, and then takes himself off to bed with the intention of getting a solid eight hours of sleep.

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    14 Aug 2026

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    “We do not say anything about the Hollander situation,” LeClaire tells them even though it sounds like he’s already resigned to what he knows is going to happen.

    After all, Roz gets extremely mad whenever it’s brought up. Not that Cliff can blame him, he’s pretty sure that Roz liked Hollander before this (wouldn’t chirp him half as much if he didn’t). Finding out that he’s such a bastard must sting.

    Not to mention that Roz does not mess around with people that disrespect girls. Or women. Or kids. Or dogs. Or the elderly (excluding Scott Hunter). Or really anyone, if it’s for petty stupid reasons.

    “Of course,” Cliff agrees for both of them since Roz is still too busy texting someone.

    It’s apparently not good enough for LeClaire because he asks, “Roz?”

    “Just one second,” he answers without raising his eyes from his phone or stopping his typing. “Need to get my Jane to agree with something. She’s very stubborn.”

     

    Or. My take on the 'their text leak and now everybody thinks that Shane is an abusive bastard' premise. Featuring Ilya giving a presser, Marly realizing in real time who 'Jane' is and the internet reacting to the craziness.

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    13 Aug 2026