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“I was thinking, well, it’s not unusual for people to bring their partners along; in fact, most people do, and it’s been a while since I- not that I haven’t been seeing anyone! But the last time was, er. Not what I wanted to talk about. No, what I wanted to ask, if perhaps, you might be persuaded to, er, if you have time that is, perhaps to join me-”
AKA the Narrator invites Stanley back to his childhood home in England to celebrate Christmas. Chaos ensues.
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- Part 13 of Love in audio
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Kevin is feeling restless, and he has no idea why.
Connor does have an idea, and decides to help.
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When Kevin Price started university, there were three things he was absolutely certain about:
1. He'd get his degree in Economics and get a well-paying job in Sales, so he could buy a nice big house and settle down.
2. After university he'd find himself a wife to go live in said house and start a family with.
3. Kevin knows his place in the world.After getting roped into a Shakespeare play by his best friend and two overly enthusiastic theater kids, there are three things that Kevin is not certain about in the slightest:
1. Is becoming a Salesman just because his dad always told him he's good at telling people what they want to hear really the only way forward?
2. Why is he so sure he'd suddenly become interested in girls when he never was before?
3. Kevin knows jack-shit about fuck-all. He's a boy playing a girl playing a boy, who is starting to have feelings for another boy, and who might be a little more comfortable with the whole "gender is performance" thing than he ever thought possible. -
tell me how to love like that by PurplePatchwork
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
14 Dec 2025
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There are a lot of things Kevin's never done before. Holding hands, kissing, more than kissing. General relationship stuff.
Connor seems dead-set on rectifying that.
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weathering the storm by PurplePatchwork
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
09 Dec 2025
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They’re all but standing shoulder-to-shoulder as they contemplate the bed, no room to run.
“It’s, um…” Connor smacks his lips. “It’s maybe just a little…”
“It’s a shoebox,” Kevin deadpans.
Or: Kevin's just trying to make it home, and return to a semblance of normalcy. Too bad the universe gives him Connor McKinley instead.
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Kevin Price has a complicated relationship with: people touching him, being a good person, and Connor McKinley.
Bookmarked by PurplePatchwork
17 Dec 2025
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Reread when you want to have a good cry
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The Size of Orlando, Florida by greerian
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
20 Nov 2015
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“What are you keeping from me?” Elder McKinley asks. “I’m supposed to be your district leader, Ke- Elder, and I have to say you’re making it darn near impossible. I try to ask how you’re doing, I try to show you I’m there for you, I try to make sure you feel valued and supported by m- us, and you just… run away! Every single time, Elder! I’ve had enough of it! I will not let you leave this room until you feel cared for.”
Kevin Price has everything under control... except for his inappropriate reaction to his district leader.
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- Part 1 of The Size of Orlando, Florida
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25 Sep 2025
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“Now this may come as a shock to you, but there are whole religions built on stories. Can you imagine it, Stanley? My work—er, any person’s work becoming so integral, so monumental, that others can’t help but worship it? Live their very lives by it?” He gave a giddy sigh, and it seemed to envelop Stanley.
Sounds fake, but okay.
(Stanley tries to understand the Pink Room. The Narrator tells the story of a woman named Eve.)
Bookmarked by PurplePatchwork
04 Sep 2025
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Ask an Exec: How to Navigate Cultish Colleagues, Soul-Stealing Bosses, and the End of the World at Work by shinyopals
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 May 2023
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I've recently been unexpectedly promoted to lead a department in my organisation, wrote the anonymous emailer.
As there was no one working here when I arrived, my manager, who is head of the organisation, had promised me the choice of my own assistants. However, without warning, he simply presented me with an additional assistant. This new assistant’s first act on his first day was to let a dog into the office. It took several hours to catch and clean up after this dog and it has only been downhill from there. I admit I'm not entirely sure what to do with this assistant now I'm stuck with him. I'm hoping you have some advice?
Kind regards,
New ManagerAbigail Bailey runs a successful management advice blog. One frequent contributor is from a workplace with some... issues.
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21 Jul 2025
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After a century or so of swapping from body to body as circumstances demand, Jonah likes to think he’s ironed out the kinks in the process. But even he has to admit that this one has been something of a botch job.
Or: Jonah Magnus' Terrible-No-Good-Very-Bad-Day
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04 Jul 2025