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    Percy knew that traveling back to ancient Greece wouldn’t be a walk in the park (time travel was supposed to be impossible), but he was determined to keep his promise to Telemachus; not knowing that being back wouldn‘t solve all of his problems like some Holy Moly.

    But Percy was one stubborn demigod, and he had a lot to fight for. He would face gods, suitors, and arrogant guards, as well as unfairness, schemes and heartbreak gladly, if it meant to finally reach his Dream-Boy again. And…cows (?) where in Hades did they come from? And what was that about someone trying to trap his Prince in a marriage?!

    Oh, and Ody would also need a way back home to finally rid the palace of all the rats crawling around.

    All in all, there would be enough to keep him entertained for a while…if he could only find the answer to the most useless crappy riddle the Fates had ever spun! (Pun intended, but not appreciated…)

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    Telemachus was sick of waiting. Especially when it came to Poseidon's slow-witted and completely blind son, who, even after months (or years) of hints, still didn't understand that he was the only one for the prince. It was time to get out the big guns (or apples)…he had a demigod to seduce!

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    14 Dec 2025

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    The Piglin initially put his ears back, but after recognizing Tommy they went up again, and soon he began wagging his tail.

    "Strangers." He stated, wrinkling his snout. Tommy rolled his eyes.

    "It's Wilbur and Sally."

    "Which one is Wilbur?"

    Tommy leaned over the rocks and waved to the couple. Sally waved back, but Wilbur was too busy looking around unfamiliar territory and being nervous.

    "In the yellow sweater." The boy said, bringing his hand to his head and twirling his wrist - a sign for fluffy or curly hair.

    Technoblade narrowed his eyes and stared at him the way a teacher stares at a student who once again failed their exam - judgemental and without any mercy or pity.

    "I could break him in half. He looks like a small, thin twig. Twigbur." He purred with satisfaction. "Like a pencil."

     

    Or; A six year old Tommy befriended a Piglin. They became brothers.

    Or; A world where hybrids gain traits of those they trust the most. Technoblade is a Piglin. Tommy’s a kid lost in the Nether. Basically the DSMP but Techno's a literal Piglin and only Tommy can understand him.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    Tommy dies, and then he wakes up staring at a young piglin hybrid who looks uncomfortably familiar. And he's in the Nether. Wait, what did the kid say his name was? Okay, so he's in the past. That explains it.

    Like hell it does! What is he supposed to do now?!

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    Tommy is The Adult and Techno is Very Curious about this random werido. Shenanigans and fluff ensue.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    It was a mistake he hadn't made in a long time, and now he has to deal with the consequences.

    That being the (decidedly not so innocent) children he would die for...
    The snarky music-boy he'd much rather punt into the sun...
    Bucket hat, who is much too kind and oblivious for his own good...
    And oh so many more.

    Who just happily let some murdering, blood-addicted immortal into their lives as if it's some regular Tuesday.

    Oh, and Chat's there too.

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    23 Aug 2025

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    If you asked Techno why he felt so drawn to some random kid, no words would be there for him to answer you with. There is no explicit reason why he should be asking Sam to watch the kid. No reason he feels like he has to help this kid.

    He's drawn to the kid like a bee is to a flower. Like a chicken is to seeds. Like a Piglin is to gold.

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    A tournament is held in the Antarctic Empire twice a year. In a world where soulmates only share a connection via strong emotions, the royal family has spent years searching for their final piece. The last soulmate to complete their puzzle. So what happens when the last soulmate they've spent so long trying to find suddenly appears right under their noses to win the Antarctic tournament? What happens when he's so close, but they don't even know it? And what happens when he's actually winning?

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    27 Jun 2025