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The blade froze. No more carving up Vincent’s throat. Vincent wasn’t sure how he felt about that.
“I’d been entitled enough to believe I had witnessed all of man’s possible reactions to impending death.” Alastor swirled the knife between his fingers, the bloodstained blade glinting in the moonlight like oddly shaped jewelry. He certainly wore it like it was.
“But you don’t quite fit the mold, do you, Vincent? Dare I say your reaction is… unusually entertaining.”The year is 1944. Young weather boy Vincent Whittman, inexperienced but brimming with potential unprecedented in the dawning era of television, stumbles into the bloody path of a man who matches his suppressed darkness a little too well. Befriending America’s most prolific serial murderer, freshly driven out of his home and with gallons of rage to pour into an ill-advised mentorship – what could possibly go wrong?
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Radiant Diamond by Sable_Simp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Jun 2026
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The arch opened to more sand - a smaller beach, obscured by cliffs and water alike. Private. Well, Josuke would be lying if he claimed beach sex wasn’t on his bucket list. But before that…
“Now will you tell me what’s up with you? ‘Cause something’s clearly going on.”For an insultingly long moment, Jotaro didn’t react. Left Josuke to fidget in place, dig his prized loafers into the ground and pretend the cool evening breeze and the crashing of the waves eased his mind.
When Jotaro answered a small eternity later, he didn’t sound like himself at all. Jotaro Kujo’s voice didn’t waver, period. And yet.
“How can you still act like you want my attention after what I did to you?”
After the life-changing events of the past afternoon, after finally experiencing the intimacy Josuke has been craving with Jotaro for months, one can’t blame him for floating on cotton candy clouds. Actually, the comparison doesn’t even begin to describe the sheer extent of Josuke’s elation.
How foolish of him to assume Jotaro feels the same.
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- Part 2 of Shades of Diamond
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Shattered Diamond by Sable_Simp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
28 Nov 2025
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The enemy stand’s eyeless face split around its crooked grin, an expression of both contempt and sadistic glee. “There’s only one thing that will save the kid now and you know exactly what it is!”
Jotaro did know, deep down, somewhere amidst the toxic current of foreboding stewing in his gut - but he’d be damned if he accepted that as the only way. Not before he’d tried absolutely everything else.
But he had. He’d tried every single fucking thing. And still, Josuke’s fever kept rising, his temperature raging under his skin long beyond humanly possible, his face twisted in immeasurable pain.
He was running out of time.Jotaro had believed he had a precise picture of the worst possible things that could happen to him - most of them he’s lived through. The fact that this most fucked up of scenarios hadn’t even crossed his mind should be a relief. A sign Jotaro still retains a shred of sanity. Not that it’ll last.
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- Part 1 of Shades of Diamond
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The Dish Monster and the Flaw in the Plan by Sable_Simp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
30 Oct 2025
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“You with me, kid? Won’t get to watch that show you’ve been raving about if you keep spacing out.”
At last, Josuke managed to tear his gaze away from the dish monster. Jotaro had raised one bushy eyebrow at him in inquisition, the familiar intensity of his teal stare burning right through Josuke. And Josuke… Josuke felt a little like he imagined a cookie would while crumbling between his teeth.Yes, Josuke’s had the foresight to recognize Jotaro’s presence as one of the obstacles between himself and the fashion show he’s dying to watch. He just hadn’t expected that between Jotaro and the dish monster, Jotaro would be the bigger problem. A fatal miscalculation Josuke only has himself to blame for.
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Doomed to Fail by Sable_Simp
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
04 Jul 2025
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When Josuke glanced up at Jotaro again, the smile on his lips looked pained. The sight tugged at Jotaro’s heartstrings in all the wrong ways. “I made a mistake. I’m not in love with you.” A self-deprecating chuckle. “Obviously. It wasn’t even a crush. It’s just… you’re really cool, Jotaro, and I’ve never known anyone like you. So I ended up confusing admiration for something else. I’m really sorry, Jotaro. It was stupid of me.”
This was easily the best possible outcome of this whole misguided, delusional mess. So why didn’t Jotaro feel relieved? Why wasn’t there a weight lifting off his shoulders? Why did it feel like a stone had dropped into his gut instead?
Jotaro realizes how he feels only when it’s too late. Then again, timing doesn’t really matter - not when this love has been doomed before it even started.
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Shades of Diamond by Sable_Simp
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
07 Jun 2026
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A lethal stand fight forces Jotaro to do the unthinkable, certain his transgression marks the cruel end of Josuke’s presence in his life.
Never would he have expected their reactions to this nightmarish ecstatic experience to differ so drastically.- Words:
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Worries to Stardust, Crazy Life Ahead by Sable_Simp
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
02 Nov 2024
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A tale of how the doomed romance between Jotaro and Josuke could or couldn’t have become reality.
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Josuke’s Horny Adventure by Sable_Simp
Fandom ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
01 May 2025
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In which Josuke goes on a journey of self-discovery set off by Jotaro being, well, attractive as fuck - a journey that is physical long before it becomes emotional. Consciously, at least.
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The Turbulent Adventures of a Suffering Bystander by Sable_Simp
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Aug 2024
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Kaveh finds himself caught up in various settings meant to cause him emotional suffering, bestowed upon him at the hands of a sadistic author who likes to torture him. Because what else could possibly be the reason why he has to witness his dear friend and his despicable roommate be disturbingly in love over and over again?!
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The story of a tiny, lone spark of light finding his glow and making a place for himself beside the brightest star in the night sky.
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“The camera also only shows so much, capturing the world in black and white.” The man tapped the blunt side of the knife against Vincent’s cheek. “Did you know there was a time when those with blue and green eyes were considered clairvoyant? Can you see the future, Vincent Whittman? Perhaps that was what made you a decent weather boy. Are you sure you should have strayed from that path?”
or: Up-and-coming (and extremely charming) TV personality Vincent Whittman catches the attention of New York's latest (and, Vincent can admit, also extremely charming) serial killer, beginning a dance through the decade of evading police, absolutely killer ratings, and perhaps changing the trajectory of Hell itself...except things never tend to go according to plan now, do they? For better or worse, the Rockin' 50s are here!
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- Part 1 of Kiss Me Kill Me
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Bookmarked by Sable_Simp
22 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This might be the best thing I’ve ever read. It’s not perfect, in my opinion, but nothing ever is, is it? Doesn’t make it any less of a masterpiece. This fic, if not a life-changing experience, is definitely a year-changing experience, maybe a phase of life-changing experience, and I will carry it with me for a long time to come. And if you possess even a sliver of empathy, I bet that so will you.
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Fractions by Skarchived
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
27 Jun 2023
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In the fleeting moments when he looks back Jotaro wonders, if he’d ever taken an interest in anything Sadao ever pushed him to do, then maybe he wouldn’t have ended up at that party. Maybe he wouldn’t have met Tomoko. Maybe there wouldn’t be a kid in danger, bearing a Joestar birthmark who probably thinks his father doesn’t give two shits about him when that couldn't be further from the truth.
Jotaro has always cared but it never really felt like the kind of thing that would do anyone any good to try and show. To try and do something with the thoughts of loss and longing for a life he didn't lead and a family he didn't have had just sounded like a selfish course to take. He cared so damn much that when everyone told him he was better off leaving well enough alone, he’d agreed. He didn’t want his son to have anything less than a good life and…
What good would a sixteen year old kid have been to Tomoko, let alone a baby?
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A story about two deeply flawed people who were hurt by the absence of one another, but learn to overcome that and redefine what it means to love like father & son.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Sable_Simp
29 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Okay OKAY HEAR ME OUT
I know how this looks. But I wouldn't have touched this fic if it wasn’t for the author and I would have missed out on THE TIME OF MY LIFE if I hadn't. You guys DON'T UNDERSTAND.This fic isn't just another piece of taboo kink porn. In fact, there's hardly any porn at all, THANK THE HEAVENS, because that just isn't what it's about. But even so, one specific E-rated scene is my favorite of its kind. EVER.
This fic is about the dark side and destructiveness of a love and devotion stronger and more beautiful than anything I've seen before. Refer to the end of chapter 10 and the beginning of chapter 13 for more details. I will never forget those scenes, ever. They're the reason I've been screaming and crying for days - well, a big part of the reason.
This fic is just special and a masterpiece in ways that I guarantee you've never encountered.Please, if you like the pairing at all, PLEASE give this fic a chance. If you regret it I'll eat my foot, promise!
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Gaara's been acting real suspicious lately, hobbling around with bruises and shopping for weird stuff. It's up to his good buddy Naruto to crack the case.
Enter: The Uzumaki Naruto Investigation Method!
Bookmarked by Sable_Simp
08 Feb 2026
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From a papercut to a broken bone, soulmates can take each other's pain away. Gaara's soulmate is a masochist: for his entire life, his soulmate has taken his pain before he can even feel it. He's never felt so much as the twinge of a bruise, only the gentleness of his soulmate spiriting the ache away.
Until suddenly, one day, his soulmate stops.
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Bookmarked by Sable_Simp
02 Feb 2026
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Everyone knows when you go back in time, you shouldn't step on an ant, just in case you accidentally kill your own grandparent or something. But what happens when you go back in time and, uh, accidentally interrupt the one event that apparently made the Grumpiest Alpha in Town into a ball of mindless manpain?
Well, if Marty McFly can do it, so can Stiles Stilinski. All he has to do is get Derek and Paige to fall in love before he gets pulled back to his own time. And before he makes anything worse. That's easy as pie, right? Right?
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Bookmarked by Sable_Simp
02 Dec 2025