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Jongler finds Battat dead in his room, clearly not from natural causes. Before they could begin to process their world falling apart, they see something even stranger...
The clear culprit fast asleep, cuddling against his corpse.
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- Part 6 of Nice theory, poor execution (Friendpins)
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Battat is their favorite thing to mess with. They usually love teasing him, bringing out his negative emotions and encouraging his curiosity. But he has stopped playing the game altogether. He has stopped doing anything at all.
For a reason it can't identify, they don't like seeing him this way. They aren't the emotional type, and neither is he, so they decide to help in a way that is unconventional. A way that he won't realize is helping at all.
It has the right idea, doesn't it?
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- Part 1 of Nice theory, poor execution (Friendpins)
- Part 2 of I'm just lookin' for a FRIEND
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As the prophecy predicted, Tenna was destroyed by the Roaring Knight, after being talked down by the heroes. They weren't the perfect guests, and as a result, there aren't enough people willing to rebuild him. Except for his right hand man, who is quite...attached to him. Unfortunately, that love isn't returned in the way he wishes it was.
A certain demon lurking in the shadows thinks this is a real shame. Why does someone like Tenna deserve this Pippins' admiration, after everything he has put him through? Someone should teach him how to treat his employees!
A little rewiring should do the trick just fine!
AKA: FRIEND revives Tenna by becoming him, in order to give Battat the love he deserves. They sign up for a lot more than anticipated.
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- Part 4 of Nice theory, poor execution (Friendpins)
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Battat is the only one who notices this dark presence. A flicker of pink and gold, a swinging tail, a cold breeze, a quickening heartbeat. No matter where he looks, or who he asks, nobody sees it anywhere.
Maybe there's a reason for it.
Cats can be nasty creatures, can't they?
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- Part 8 of Nice theory, poor execution (Friendpins)
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Battat has to go to the premiere of Tenna's brand new show, which he's not too happy about. Friend finally finds out why, and decides that he needs to go home early, whether Tenna likes it or not.
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- Part 7 of Nice theory, poor execution (Friendpins)
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All of my Polymikes oneshots!!! Arranged in “timeline” order, aside from some flashbacks in the third fic, but they can be read in any order or skipped entirely as they're all pretty self contained.
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Tenna looked down at the key in his hand and the coffee in his other. The single green sprinkle seemed to laugh at him.
(Or, Battat is bedridden and Tenna realizes why.)
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- Part 4 of PQ's Battenna Collective
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27 Aug 2026
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He knocked, not soft this time.
"Boss."
Nothing.
"Boss," They put their fist against the wood, three real knocks, the kind you feel in your arm. "I ain't comin' in. I just need you t'say something. Anything. Cuss me out if you want, I got it comin'."
The lights buzzed.
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Or, Battat’s been in his office a while
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Bookmarked by Silly_coded
25 Aug 2026
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Battat always changes his mind.
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Battat and FRIEND have a heart to heart. In this, FRIEND finally opens up a bit about their purpose.
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11 Jul 2026
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EVERYONE GET ON THIS SHIT RIGHT!!!! NOW!!!! The sweetiest Friendpins of all time 🥹🩷
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“You're not Mike, then?”
Battat's eye twitches under the mask.“We're the Mike you all know and remember. I doubt that you knew the real Mike before us.”
Battat forces his shaky hands to steady.“Why did you do it?” Elnina asks in a whisper.
Battat pauses, he can see Pluey did too.
From what he can decipher, Pluey's tail swished and coiled around himself. Biting his lips in deep thinking. Maybe rethinking why he ever said yes to Battat's proposition of being Mike. Jongler, the best of them, look between their partners and breathes in.“We's care for him. Too much”
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After the cleaving of Tenna, The Mikes help fix him up. Letting it slip that they weren't really Mike. It eventually gets to Tenna and the three of them face what's next. (It's not as scary as it seems)Bookmarked by Silly_coded
26 Apr 2026

