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    In the midst of a sudden Plant-heat, Wolfwood has to get a bit creative with reminding Vash of the virtue of 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦. Jury's still out on if he succeeded in that.

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    3,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    83
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    14
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    There was a lot of dumb shit Wolfwood would do when drunk off his rocker. There was even more dumb shit he'd do if Vash batted his pretty eyes and begged; "𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦, 𝘕𝘪𝘤𝘰?"

    Which is how he ends up at some insanely loud club, laying naked across a padded table with his back end sticking out through a hole in the wall.

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    Vash and Wolfwood have a habit of playing weird games and winning even weirder prizes. Trying to prove a point after hearing about Vash's long-past escapades is certainly a new one.

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    11
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    56
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    12
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    Wolfwood lunged for the pill bottle. Vash didn’t so much as blink, though he did raise a brow as Wolfwood frantically popped it open and shook out onto his hand—

    Half a pill. Not even that, really. It was crumbling away under the sun.

    Vash stared at the pill. Wolfwood stared at the pill.

    Vash slowly turned his gaze to Wolfwood. With admittedly some nervousness, he asked, “Those aren’t your suppressants, right?” 

    - - -

    Wolfwood goes into an unexpected rut. Except it's a very, 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 strange type of rut. Vash would pay more attention to this if he wasn't busy trying not to lose his mind.

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    English
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    17,188
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    157
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    16
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    1,040
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    There are three things everyone knows about Nicholas D. Wolfwood: he’s one hell of a troublemaker, a devout churchgoer despite this, and his best friend is Vash Saverem.

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    On falling in love with an angel, and going about it in the most complicated possible way. Then again, nothing about Vash was easy in the first place.

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    46,756
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    92
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    14
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    1,198
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    In which Wolfwood's still mad after Vash faked his death, Vash thinks it's totally normal to stare at your best friend’s chest, and neither of them can communicate until the last possible minute.

    Also, Vash is a 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 listener.

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    English
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    21,203
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1,231
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    Hiccup knew what he saw that night, and what he saw was a snow-white Night Fury with someone riding on her back. Being Hiccup, he wasn't about to let the biggest discovery in the history of Berk get away without putting up a fight.

    The good news was that the pair appeared just as interested in Hiccup and Toothless. The bad news was that they seemed dead-set on making their presence as difficult and secretive as possible.

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    English
    Words:
    41,771
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    235
    Kudos:
    1,590
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    425
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    26,752
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    Knives stared at his Punisher, questionably alive, with dirt and blood under his nails from digging himself free. Stared back out where he knew his penthouse was. He had ownership of the basement. Half the building, really.

    Never let it be said that Knives Saverem could not think on his feet. He could make the most of this.

    “You are 𝘴𝘰 lucky,” Knives hissed, storming over and grabbing the Punisher by the back of his flimsy, barely-held-together clothes, “that I am a 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭.”

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    Despite Knives' wishes, he's been forcibly domesticated. Even worse, his brother has been grieving a dead man for a hundred years straight. Nevertheless, he could handle it...if his sisters hadn't gone and 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.

    Suppose he could try and learn a few things out of the experience. Vash didn’t need to know his human was alive just yet, after all.

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    English
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    21,551
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    1,033
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    “Tomorrow is 𝘯𝘰𝘵 the first day of summer.”

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    Eight months after one of the worst weeks in Nico and Will's lives, summer rolls back around. With it comes the sudden bursting of life throughout Camp Half-Blood, and a whole lot of people who were not informed that the two boys they left behind nearly died way too many times. Or gained a small pack of cacodemons.

    The good news is that Nico and Will are not above using this new terrain to mess with people. The bad news is that it sometimes messes with them, too.

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    26,062
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    508
    Bookmarks:
    83
    Hits:
    6,957
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    He checked the handle once and found it unlocked. Well, that was oddly nice of Wolfwood. Must’ve noticed that Vash didn’t have a key. He was almost ready to put away that annoyance that’d been creeping up his spine for the last week.

    Vash shouldered the door open, yawning as he scrubbed a hand over his face. “Hey, Wolfwood—“

    He promptly choked on his own esophagus, halfway through the door as he stared at what the people on Earth would call 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥.

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    Wolfwood has a habit of being a teasing brat. Vash finally finds the opportunity to make him behave, one vine at a time.

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    158
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    20
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    1,353
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    Vash was going to hell for a lot of reasons, and he wouldn’t argue a single one. But he definitely wouldn’t be able to look God in the eye when this particular sin was listed off, bunching up the fabric of Wolfwood’s filthy shirt and inhaling it like it was the last dredge of oxygen on a dying spaceship.

    - - -

    Vash picks the worst possible location to de-stress over having a crush on his roommate. And then Wolfwood comes back earlier than expected.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    226
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    34
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    1,432
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    The Eye of Michael aims to test Wolfwood's endurance and just how much one of their vials can rejuvenate. Chapel turns this into a lesson in discipline.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    742
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    “Is that 𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘢?"

    “𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵,” Wolfwood slapped his hand over the packet, causing Vash to jerk back, “is our last resort. We’re not touchin’ that yet.”

    - - -

    Vash's body has some hangups after finally getting Wolfwood back from the grave. Luckily, Wolfwood has a plan. Except for the fact the plan involved Vash, so it was doomed to spiral. Not that either of them are complaining.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    3,072
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    In all timelines, perhaps it was set in stone that Vash the Stampede would meet a man named Nicholas D. Wolfwood. Seemed it was also required to be a very long, very complicated endeavor for both of them.

     

    Or: Nai barely skimps out on being the worst person ever, and this changes everything. And yet, also nothing.

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    English
    Words:
    38,554
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1,324
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    Project SEEDS was one of the leading organizations in hybrid rescue, rehabilitation, and release. Vash was a bit of a star employee, known for taking on impossible cases no one dared touch with a fifty foot pole.

    And then he got assigned a wolf hybrid with the kindest pair of eyes, contrasting with the meanest set of teeth.

    Unfortunately for Wolfwood, Vash wasn't a quitter. Unfortunately for Vash, Wolfwood fell harder than a flimsy house of cards.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,613
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    470
    Bookmarks:
    88
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    8,613
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    “Hey,” Livio began, “were you in love with Vash?”

    “𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵—” Wolfwood hacked loudly, coughing as he yanked his cigarette out and stared wide-eyed, spooked like a thoma. “Who the 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 starts a conversation like that?"

    - - -

    Five years after Wolfwood's death, he crawls back out of his own grave. Somehow, tracking down Vash to give him the news becomes the most difficult part in all this.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,034
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    480
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    5,091
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    In which Callum finds a new spell, accidentally sends himself way further back in time than he meant, and realizes he brought a little brother and fiancé there with him. This becomes an even bigger pain when they have a bit of a selfless compulsion in regards to other lives, past and future.

    Granted, when your father's fated to die in four days, there aren't many who'd wait around and let it happen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,181
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    1,143
    Bookmarks:
    241
    Hits:
    23,102
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    Wolfwood's back is killing him, so Vash offers to give him a massage. This somehow ends with Wolfwood getting lovingly railed.

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    English
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    10,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    398
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    3,032
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    “What?” Wolfwood snorted, drumming his fingers along with the beat on the radio.

    “Hm,” Vash raised his head a little, licking over his fangs, “you should sit on me.”

    Wolfwood balked, mentally doing a spit-take. Blinked slowly as Vash kept staring, watching like a damn predator. If he had a tail, he could imagine it lashing ominously.

    *

    A peaceful morning where no one gets a full breakfast. Not that either of them are complaining.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,345
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1,715
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    Vash has spent a hundred and fifty years keeping a tight leash on his monstrously ugly anger. Wolfwood makes it his personal mission to draw it out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    281
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    1,710
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    At first he couldn’t discern exactly what woke him up. Instinctively, he assumed it had something to do with the cradle at the end of the bed, and the fussy little lady who decided she’d much rather be nocturnal at the most inopportune of moments. But no, the room was silent. No cries of a disgruntled baby to be heard.

    Vash’s eyes popped open.

    The room was 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 silent.

    - - -

    Wolfwood's a good dad, and Vash is still trying to believe that he is, too. Luckily, they have the rest of their lives to figure it out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,563
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    963

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