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    "What are you saying, Eddie?" Buck asks again, soft and patient, and it's so unlike him that Eddie melts into his chair.

    "Yeah," Eddie chuckles. "What am I saying?"

    "Y-you want to try with me? Figuring out…"

    "If we could want the same form of physical intimacy from each other," Eddie finishes for him with a nod, a little more confident now.

    "H-how?"

    "Uh, I don't know yet," Eddie admits. "Slowly, I suppose. I thought we could, you know, come up with a plan together?"

    "A plan," Buck echoes, but he doesn't sound weirded out, more like he's already planning to buy a clipboard. "And it wouldn't be strange? I mean, considering— I'm a man, Eddie."

    OR After the attack in the hospital, Eddie finds a letter hidden inside a book that Buck gave him, and reading it unravels him irreparably.

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    13 Aug 2026

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    @ russianbear clove 

     roz is so fucking funny man had two seconds to process and he spent them thinking about how to get that ass

    @ icemenace Ro - he's so real

    @ shaneybugbug Libby - oh he's been WAITING for this 

    @ iwant81 Abbie - he was so obviously joking oh my god 

    @ russianbear clove  - ummmm i don't think so

    @ iwant81 Abbie - rozanov likes girls english just isn't his first language so he accidentally made it look like something you freaks are taking advantage of

    @ russianbear clove - so he's joking or it was an accident??? Istg at least chose one

     

    or - Shane Hollander comes out and Ilya loses his mind

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    11 Aug 2026

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    His mom clears her throat, squinting her eyes at Eddie. “Whose is he? Do you—Do you have a new girlfriend?”

    Theo giggles and looks up at her from below. “Eddie doesn’t have a girlfriend! That’s silly!”

    Eddie nearly chokes. Silly… Yeah, maybe so. “Uh—No. No girlfriend.”

    “Then whose is he, Eddie?” His dad asks.

    And with the comedic timing of one of those corny 90s sitcoms, Buck chooses that exact moment to walk out of the kitchen.

    Or: Eddie's parents make a surprise visit for Christopher's sixteenth birthday. What they didn't expect was finding a few surprises of their own.

    Or: Eddie is convinced the universe hates him when his parents come to visit. With them already believing he and Buck are together, Eddie decides to roll with it.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    “What if we tested it?”

    Eddie blinks. “What if we what?”

    “Tested the theory,” Buck emphasizes, as if it’s obvious. “Like, empirically. To see if sucking dick is actually that enjoyable or if the porn is just lying to us.”

    “Buck.”

    “What?”

    Closing his eyes, Eddie takes a deep breath through his nose. “You’re suggesting we— we suck a dick.”

    “I’m suggesting we prove a point.”

    “Whose dick, Buck?” Eddie asks, nearly manic now. “Whose dick are we sucking?”

    “Well,” Buck says, slowly, like he’s working up to it. “You have a dick.”

    “I-I do. Have a dick.”

    “And I— I have a dick.”

    “You do—” Nodding, Eddie’s eyes fall to where said dick would be before snapping back up to Buck’s face. “Uh, h-have a dick.”

    “So.” Buck drags out the vowel, buying time, “between us, we have two dicks, and two mouths. The math kind of works itself out.”

    Or,
    After accidentally watching gay porn together, Buck and Eddie suck each other's dicks to prove a point.

    Or,
    Bottom Eddie Week, Day One: Fixation.
    AKA the platonic blowjobs fic.

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    07 Aug 2026

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    “Do none of you care about the children? It’s a bachelor auction, and you, my friend, are a bachelor. Abracadabra, put your name on the list.”

    “I can’t,” Eddie repeats. He can’t. He cannot. “I’m not.”

    “You’re not? Since when?” Chimney frowns. “Who?”

    It’s not Eddie’s fault that, at that exact moment, Buck walks in. So it’s not his fault that he opens his mouth and says, “Buck.”

     

    Or, Eddie trips and falls into a lightly fraudulent HR-disclosed "consensual romantic relationship" with his best friend. Really, if you think about it, it's a win-win.

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    01 Aug 2026