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“Hey baby,” Zaphod said into the radio. “How’s th-”
Trillian interrupted him. “Where are you?” she said.
Zaphod raised both sets of eyebrows and paused with his hand in his hair. Usually she indulged him at least a little bit.
“Well hey,” he said with a grin. “You finally ratting me out to the press, kid? How much are they paying you?”
“Where are you?” was all she said again.
In which Zaphod is slightly too late.
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When they came to, it was cold.Neo noticed this first, before all other things- before the inky black darkness enveloping them and before the deathly silence ringing in their ears and before the sharp pain digging its claws into their left leg. All these things they noticed in time, too, but none of them were quite so disconcerting as the cold.
They struggled achingly to their feet and looked about themselves at all the nothingness of the frigid pitch. It seemed to look back, glittering with the phosphenetic lights of a recently sustained head injury.
Something had gone terribly wrong.
(wherein return of the mammalians goes a bit differently.)
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Locked In!! with the 50th Annual Camp Triggerfish Spring Music Hullabaloo by SporkSpawner_64
Fandoms: Splatoon
06 Feb 2025
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Camp Triggerfish's annual Spring Hullabaloo is the biggest, most widely renowned music festival this side of Inkadia, and for their 50th anniversary, they've brought in some big guns! Wet Floor is on scene and eager to play - nothing like rocking out and also getting the freshest breath of mountain country air, right?
Looks like the next week should be pretty easy. You know what they say - if the zapfish are willing and the creek don't rise...!
...No, actually. No one says that. But funny you should mention...
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- Part 2 of splatband shenanigans
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A LONG-AWAITED APOLOGY (that which shall never come!) by SporkSpawner_64 for critbit
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
29 Dec 2024
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News travels slowly.
This is only natural, as news is most often carried on the tongues of the land folk, which means it can then only go as fast as the land folk are willing to; or perhaps their horses.
Still, you feel someone ought to have told you.
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She was moving out. Leaving. Going Away, and she didn't know for how long. And the city wasn't coming with her, wasn't on the eventual horizon this time.
The anemone shifted behind her at a stop light, and Namida couldn't help but remind herself she couldn't take Paruko with her, either.
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Namida is moving to Splatsville. And... she's having second thoughts.
(this genuinely kind of just came straight out of left field. i dunno why tbh. but. yuri!! woo!!)
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Grace Has Fate, Question? - An Analysis of Visual Storytelling in Project Hail Mary and Also Some Gay Stuff Happens With A Rock Alien by NothingEnough
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Oct 2026
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On fate, foreshadowing, reflections, mirroring, storytelling devices, and Grocky.
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endlessly through hollow bones by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
15 Sep 2026
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Eridians don't have a word for [goodbye]. They also don't have a word for [burial]. They only have the final sleep, and the forever after, and mourning songs that ring within deathless shells.
Or: If you sing with your crewmates' bones, they will sing back.
And if you give your Human companion detailed instructions on how to ritually disembowel your body after death, it might have some follow-up questions.
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Bored and anxious on the way to Erid, Grace and Rocky need a project. Inspired by the Voyager and the Hail Mary, they decide to carve their own golden record to represent their mission to the stars. Years later, Grace shows it off to his Eridian students.
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19 Sep 2026
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From the Library of the Petrova History Commission by GoldenForests, jestayork
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
13 Sep 2026
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Library > Webpages
Search: "Ryland Grace", Oldest First🔍︎ Click to view preview
77 years ago
What are yalls biggest lab pet peeves?
this guy in my class keeps forgetting to shut the fume hood and its driving me completely insane!!!!You're talking about Ryland Grace, aren't you? I'm in the same prac block too. I swear that guy gets a hit from dosing on hazardous chemicals.
The world's reaction to Ryland Grace over the decades, in the form of archived internet posts.
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message to earth by scribhneoirtuirseach for RepriseRecords
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
12 Sep 2026
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Grace works on sending a message to Earth. Rocky and Adrian keep distracting him with affection.
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12 Sep 2026