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In the aftermath of the second wizarding war, Draco Malfoy is falling apart, and the few friends he has left are worried. Hermione Granger isn’t doing so great either, but she’s giving a much more convincing performance.
They’re both getting into porn, just…
In two very different ways.
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Or: in which I argue that Draco Malfoy would very much like to be financially dominated by Hermione Granger, your honor.
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Under the Hood by Miagas [the podfic] by PillowTalkPodfics, SultryNuns
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2026
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Toyotathon: time to snag the best deals on mutual masturbation with 0% APR on dirty talk, banter, and car sex. Featuring a brand new model of Hermione is Genuinely Tweaking and Really Randy.
OR Hermione and Draco break down in the middle of nowhere, and while waiting for a tow, things get heated.
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let us worship and go down by SultryNuns for slytherindiaries
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy has exactly one reason to live, and that reason's name is Hermione Granger. After a year of waiting (and whining, and wheedling), she's finally willing to marry him and make him the happiest incubus, living or dead.
So what if he's a little impatient? So what if she wants them to go a full day without seeing each other? Just because he can't see her doesn't mean he can't have a little taste.
Or: Incubus Draco from Things that go Bump in the Night continues to be a menace, even when he's about to marry the witch of his dreams. Death didn't stop him, nor curses, so really, why should a silly tradition keep him from his bride?
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Yes, it's another epilogue, no, it does not make sense without the context of the original fic, and of course it is entirely Slytherindiaries's fault.Series
- Part 3 of moon struck you kissed me insane
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blessed be the tie that binds by SultryNuns for malfoyesque
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2026
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There is an order to relationships, as Hermione understands it. Meet the guy, introduce him to your friends, fall in love, get married, have kids... Die. Ever since Draco Malfoy showed up (undead! an incubus!), the order of things has gone straight to hell.
Or: Hermione brings her soul-bound creature husband to (re)meet her found family.
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Sort of an epilogue to Things that go Bump in the Night, entirely a gift to malfoyesque. Some unquantified amount of assertion that one of The Horrors is introducing your lover to your friends.Series
- Part 2 of moon struck you kissed me insane
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Ladies First (baby, I insist) by Neateo6000 [the podfic] by PillowTalkPodfics, SultryNuns
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2026
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Hermione wouldn’t have given Cormac McLaggen a chance if this dry spell hadn’t gone on so exceptionally long. Thankfully, Pansy Parkinson is there to make sure she doesn’t go home with the wrong person.
A Porn Without Plot one shot inspired by Bexo.Hara and the song Boyfriend by Dove Cameron.
Featuring:
-Feral staring across a nightclub,
-A makeover as foreplay
-Questionably safe apparition practices
-Sex magic that made me sad that magic isn’t real.
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I will go to secret gardens in my mind by definitelynotmalfoyesque (malfoyesque)
Fandoms: Internet & Social Media (Anthropomorphic)
17 Aug 2026
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Wattpad is wounded, and appears at the gates.
The Archive was already waiting.Bookmarked by SultryNuns
22 Aug 2026
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Twelve years after the war, a Brazilian artefacts inspector is seconded to the British DMLE and finds his liaison sheet lists Draco Malfoy under partner. Six months of Thursday nights at a Kentish Town pub, trying to work out how a country he was told the story of ended up with this table in it. Nobody gives him the same answer twice.
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21 Aug 2026
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09 Aug 2026
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“I wonder who will be judging you today,” her owner muttered, taking out a handkerchief and patting his forehead.
Hermione’s eyes wandered around the space and saw a few judges already out and about. Because there were so many pets, the show had numerous judges examining each and every one. She could tell who was a judge simply by their all-black ensemble and white leather gloves.
A judge finally made eye contact with her owner and headed toward them. Hermione immediately straightened.
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Pet Show AU
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06 Aug 2026
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A regular day in the life for Squad Leader Hollander quickly turns into a mad dash across the quadrant, leaving behind the life he always thought he wanted to save the one that really matters.
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30 Jul 2026