That_one_grumpy_person



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    America misses a meeting he was supposed to be hosting. Russia investigates.

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    i want him to ride me the way he rides that pommel horse, Arthur texts.

    Alfred’s response is immediate. Ew.

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  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Owen takes his mouth off him, and already Legs is apologizing, “Sorry-”
    “Don’t be,” he cuts him off, eyes on the growing tent in Legs’ pants, “it’s a natural reaction to the vampire venom. It makes it pleasurable, and leaves you less likely to fight back.”
    “Oh,” he doesn’t tell him he thinks this would have happened regardless of venom, just having Owen this close is enough to do this to him, even at his age.
    “Want some help with that?”

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    I take the Legs feeding Owen scene and make it smutty

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    Alastor strategically presses his hand to Vox’s chest, fingers splaying above that madly beating heart, and he leans in—with an expression that hopefully comes across as seductive rather than desperate.

    “I want you,” he purrs, “to kiss me.”

    “I—Um. What brought this on?”

    “Does it matter?”

    “It matters to me.”

    Oh, out of all the times for him to be considerate! Alastor wasn’t expecting such hesitation; frankly, he thought Vox would jump at the slightest indication of permission. Why does he have to rein in his greedy, grabby little hands now?

    “This isn’t one of those times when I’m indulging you,” Alastor says after a pause. “You are to indulge me—without questioning what I get out of it. This is not a lead up to anything sexual, and you are not to get off. I just want you to kiss me until my lips are bruised and my jaw is sore and my tongue is numb. Can you manage that?”

    Alastor is coming apart at the seams after returning from a summons from Lilith. He decides to try purging the taste of her from his mouth with that of Vox’s.

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    Oh my god they were roommates. Listen Katsuki had tried to mind his business but did Ochako really believe she was quiet in bed? Deku was convinced clearly but he couldn’t help it the walls were thin.

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