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    Unconnected Lucifer one-shots unless otherwise stated in the fic notes.

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    Tales of Fluff, Smut, and everything inbetween with my favorite ship, Douchifer

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    “I think we tell world now,” Ilya declared grandly, pacing across Shane’s living room in Montreal. “Big announcement. Maybe fireworks. Maybe airplane banner over city—”

    Shane, sitting curled on the couch in sweatpants, nearly choked on his tea.

    “No,” he said immediately. “Absolutely not. No fireworks. No banners. No announcements. I’m not letting you hard launch us into oblivion.”

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    Five times they soft launch and one time they hard launch, or Ilya is given free rein to soft launch their relationship.

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    Shane is starting to get the impression that when he asked him to stay, he meant the whole night.

    But Shane doesn’t have a toothbrush.

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    An alternate look at the tuna melt scene.

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    “Is that milk?”

    Hollander stiffens under his touch, and with his face buried in the pillow and Ilya's cock buried in his ass, murmurs, “No…”

    Ilya blinks down at the growing wet patch under Hollander's chest.

    “Oh. Is vodka then?”

    “Fuck off, Rozanov.”

    While Ilya struggles with the inner conflicts of his desires, Shane’s body decides on a more physical way of showing his affection.

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    Hollander gestures to where they’re sitting and asks, “This okay?”
    Rozanov yells, once more, “Puppies!”

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    OR: The Stanley Cup Champion Ottawa Centaurs Do Buzzfeed's Puppy Interview

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    Rozanov glanced at Shane's phone screen, reading the top notification. Then his mouth curved. “Duolingo, huh? So fucking boring, Hollander.”

    Shane’s face went hot. “Yeah,” he said. “Learning French.”

    Rozanov’s eyes snapped to his. The smirk deepened. “Bad liar, Hollander. You are fluent.”

     

    or - Ilya finds out that Shane has been learning Russian behind his back.

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