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  1. Rec *

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    In a slightly less brutal version of Gotham, things gradually become okay, and perhaps even lovely.

    One-shots all set within the same general continuity; no need to read in order.

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    12 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 15

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    After being kidnapped and poisoned by the Obeah Man, Jack dies and Janet lives. She and Tim move in with Bruce Wayne, who is reckoning with his own grief over Jason's recent death while also reconciling with Janet and figuring out whether he's really willing to take on a new Robin.

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Desmond joins the Old Guard lineup.

    A series of snapshots of how it came to be, and the years that follow.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    The day Frank Columbo met Eugenio Franchitti was a day blessed by God: God and all the real angels and saints, specifically Adjutor, Philip Neri, and Barbara. The war was going full swing; on the beach there were the leftovers, the women and boys and girls, and the oldest Franchitti kids who hadn’t shipped overseas, Geno and Cecilia, first cousins. Frank hadn’t noticed ’em at first, either of ’em, the tall and lanky boy and girl with skin like gold and eyelashes like fringed velvet burlesque fans, physical traits the magazines said you could shell out for but the Franchitti kids had ’em in spades all natural; but once he had he couldn’t stop noticin'.

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    The story of how Columbo and Mrs. Columbo came to be.

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    03 Sep 2025

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    “Gandalf is going to turn me into a weasel,” Pippin told Boromir. “I shall need a pocket to ride in. May I borrow yours?”

    Boromir blinked. “Oh,” he said. “Ohh. Yes, certainly, so long as you are a weasel-sized weasel and not a hobbit-sized weasel.”

    Pippin turned to Gandalf, caught by this new idea. “Can you make me into a hobbit-sized weasel?”

    “For mercy's sake,” said Gandalf.

    In which Pippin has approximately sixty uninterrupted leagues to find out everything that can be found out from Gandalf and gets approximately sixty times more than he bargained for.

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    18 Apr 2025