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Six gives her a droll look. “What, listing twenty-three years’ experience in tactical reconnaissance and strategic lethal asset management?”
Claire grins. “Don't forget thirty-eight years of experience being a full-time dickhead.”
He runs a hand down his face, mostly for show. “One of these days, I'm going to get around to teaching you not to fucking swear.”
She laughs. “You're not my dad. You're more like…hm…my really, really weird cousin who has an insane knife collection and doesn't sleep for thirty-six hours straight.”
Six's heart squeezes. No matter what shit she gives him, she's still bestowed on him the title of family.
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Or: Six and Claire make a break for a new life in the tropics, and somehow start learning to sleep without a thousand locks between them and the outside world.
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- Part 28 of Author's Favorites
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They were going to have to light him on fire in T-minus thirty minutes.
All told, it was just another Thursday. For Colt, who had just learned a moment ago that their lead pyrotechnic stuntman was in the hospital for the foreseeable future, it was at that moment that he rediscovered that his legs weren’t working.
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Jody swiftly took in the facts.
Colt had been sitting here in the cabin of his truck, door wide open and the engine off, for the better part of twenty minutes. He hadn't bothered reaching over to turn on the A/C. Colt Seavers, who couldn't normally sleep with any covers on and who ripped his costume jacket off his shoulders first thing after a set wrapped for the day and who complained loudly about his brain being fried over easy from the heat when the car wasn't cooled to a perfect seventy-four degrees.
And, more tellingly, he wasn't moving. He was staring fixedly at the sorry state of his boots below him, but he wasn't lifting a finger to rectify it.
Oh, hell.
Jody's tone gentled without her knowledge. The hand that had been cupping the side of his face five minutes ago slid upward now to tug softly at the strands of sun-bleached hair over his brow.
“You can't bend down,” she realized aloud. “How long have you not been able to bend down? Colt, how long has your back been in pain today?”
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Moonwalk the Pain Away by TheOceanIsMyInkwell for notapartytrick
Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
14 Jul 2026
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Rocky stares at me for five torturous seconds. And then he chirps, “Sloth endurance time!”
“No!” I shriek, putting my literal and metaphorical foot down. “You cannot just randomly tell me to strike the Jesus pose when you’re trying to get out of a conversation!”
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Or: Three times Rocky gave Grace secret physical therapy, and one time it didn't have to be so secret anymore.
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It is verging on hour three of Alec staring at the ceiling of Scott’s old room and agonizing over the logistics and social implications of rejecting a kiss, when he decides that enough is enough and he whips out his phone to pester Theo at two in the morning about it.
Alec: hypothetically would it be normal to get punched in the face for refusing a kiss
Theo’s reply is embarrassingly immediate. Not embarrassing for Alec, but for Theo.
man of la pichancha 🐀: Who the fuck is kissing you at two in the morning.
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- Part 2 of Puppy Pack Week 2026
- Part 5 of The Prevengers
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Author's Favorites by notapartytrick, TheOceanIsMyInkwell
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Moments of Theo Raeken surrounded by the new parent figures he acquires along the way.
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“You’ve done well,” Fitzroy tells you gently. “You can rest, Six.”
His eyes are the wound in the back of your neck. His hand is the bandage over it. Your insides are cigarette-rot falling out from the loose sieve of your skin, and he is stitching you up and holding the secret in.
He touches you, but he doesn’t want you. Not like your father did.
How can you not love him?
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Water Under the Bridge by CursedBlessing
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
28 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace is an alien on Erid. He still hasn't mastered reading Eridian body language and that gap in his knowledge leads him to be taken advantage of by his very own doctor.
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31 Jul 2026
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fussing over scars on my soul by idkimoutofideas
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Apr 2026
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Grace’s discomfort with Dr. Devon Hale was a slow, creeping thing. Because on the surface, she was a perfectly nice woman. She worked under Dr. Lamai on the coma bed technology, was tall and imposing with long brown hair and a symmetrical face that others categorized as “pretty”—which Grace only knew because he'd overheard some lab techs comment on it one day. He never had the eye for that kind of thing.
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He wonders if this is how sex is supposed to feel.
If it is, then why does anyone do it?
or, the first 5 times Grace has sex + the 1 time he talks about them
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based on a true story by interstellarisms
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30 Jun 2026
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“I’m not an actor.” Colt chokes out.
“I know you’re not.” She says gently. Colt wished he was anywhere else but here.
“But you have plenty of experience in front of a camera already, and… Colt, you’re his twin. You knew him in a way no one else ever could."
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