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Jake Dillinger is 100%, Totally, and Completely Fine by TheRoyalRamen
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
09 Mar 2024
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Jake Dillinger was fine.
Jake Dillinger was president of the debate club.
Jake Dillinger was in every sport the school had to offer. Archery, Basketball, Football, Soccer and he was amazing at all of them.
Jake Dillinger was a straight A student enrolled in numerous AP courses and exceeding in every subject.
Jake Dillinger joined the drama club and immediately landed a leading role.
Jake Dillinger was the most popular boy in school. He had all the friends a boy could possibly need. He had big blow out parties people talked about for months both leading up to and following them.
Jake Dillinger was fine.
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Attend the Tale by TheRoyalRamen
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Manga), 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Anime), Sweeney Todd - Sondheim/Wheeler
15 Sep 2023
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Attend the tale of Hanako
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“I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders. The cruelties of men are as wondrous as Peru but no, there’s no place like London.
“Sir?” Kou spoke hesitantly. Hanako stared forward blankly for a minute before speaking up yet again.
“Permit me to tell you.. a story. About a barber and his wife.” A TBHK Sweeney Todd fusion! It won’t follow the Sweeney Todd story exactly (especially with characters and their assigned roles) but it’s very heavily inspired!
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The Romantic Montague’s by TheRoyalRamen
Fandoms: Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare, Romeo And Juliet - All Media Types
04 Feb 2023
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“Romeo Montague was romantic to his core. He was constantly waxing sorrowful prayers for love, gazing out windows longingly, and reciting romantic poetry to any fair maiden that even spared him a glance. The rest of the Montague family loved the young heir dearly but they couldn’t help but find his endless romanticism a tad ridiculous and they never hesitated to tell him such.”
Or Romeo is a romantic and his family bullies him for it but it turns out the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
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you light my morning sky by gleesquid for mizzmarvel
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel
18 Dec 2016
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“I dunno, maybe the huge flaming words in the sky that said, ‘MEET ME AT THE USUAL PLACE. IT’S URGENT.’ In my ever so humble opinion, ‘urgent’ usually means fire, or ‘all my super powered teammates have been kidnapped,’ or ‘the stock market’s about to crash so you better buy bread now.’ Not ‘I ran outta hairspray.’”
Johnny touched a hand to his hair – which, admittedly, felt a bit stiff. “You think I used too much?”
“I’m a real fan of Elvis, honest.” Spidey ruffled Johnny’s hair. Johnny could feel his flame curling in his stomach, his toes, and every inch that Spidey’s gloved hand touched. “But you might not wanna take styling tips from him.”
Or: The year is 1966, and Johnny Storm loves hairspray and Spider-Man a little too much.
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Bookmarked by TheRoyalRamen
10 Aug 2026
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Roman and Virgil are tired of Logan and Patton’s well-meaning but absolutely disastrous matchmaking attempts.
Naturally, they come up with a plan.
Unfortunately, the plan involves multiple terrible decisions, one fake relationship, and the increasingly alarming consequences of two people refusing to lose.
Bookmarked by TheRoyalRamen
01 Jun 2026
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Split Seams by bravepoffin
Fandoms: Monster High (Movies 2010-2016), Monster High (Toys), Monster High (Cartoon 2010)
13 May 2026
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Frankie Stein is new to this whole being alive thing. At fifteen days old, they hardly know themself, but they certainly don't know social conventions. Starting at a new school in the middle of first quarter is proving to be a challenge.
Jackson Jekyll has had sixteen years of life, and he still feels just as new to it. When it comes to him or Holt, he knows who the students of Monster High prefer to spend their time with. He still feels new at figuring out how to get along with Holt, and after being diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder over the summer, he feels like he's drowning.
They find themselves through finding each other.
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24 May 2026
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Not a Damsel by beforethemoon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel
01 Jan 2022
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Peter does not appreciate being kidnapped. Unfortunately, thanks to a paparazzi photo, the world thinks he's dating Johnny Storm, and the villainous population of New York has its eyes set on Peter Parker. It would be easier to dispel the rumors and put the whole thing to rest if Johnny Storm didn't love coming to his rescue so much.
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Or, Peter Parker is kidnapped too many times to count, and Johnny kind of likes the photographer who can never stay out of danger's path.- Language:
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Bookmarked by TheRoyalRamen
16 Aug 2025
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a series of scenes of toby and mrs lovett, set between the two acts, following them as they grow closer.
"She'd been able to feel the ugly curve of his ribs, and she remembered what it had been like to be so frail. ...She thought more on this sweet delusion Toby was having: Her as his mother. She walked the line, looking with uncertainty onto the side of it where he stood, nothing more than a boyish silhouette against the light."
(UPDATE 2/9/25: my finger slipped and i added a whole new scene to this fic. new and improved! so idk anyone whos read it before now just know it's undergone a little renovations. nothing's been taken out, just stuff's been added in.)
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31 Mar 2025