Theobeans
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Gregory House stumbles upon a porno featuring his best friend James Wilson, and curiosity more than kills the cat; it drags the cat kicking and screaming out of the closet.
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Late one night, Greg House finds a very familiar face on his favorite gay hookup app and wastes no time putting a fake profile together in order to catfish his best friend, James Wilson.
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Five times House set out to publicly humiliate Wilson with varying degrees of success, and one time Wilson took it upon himself to enact revenge.
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17 Jul 2026
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“—his vitals are stable. BP…” Mohan trails off, staring at the screen behind him.
“What?” Dennis asks, glancing at the monitor. His blood pressure looks fine, a bit elevated but understandable from the tail end of adrenaline following his fall. And other than that, he’s… Oh. He frowns at his BPM of 114. That’s… unusually high for him.
Mohan looks back at Robby. “I swear his BP has been in the normal range with his pulse at eighty-five during most of my assessment.”
“Order a CT,” Robby says.
“I don’t need…”
He trails off when he gives Whitaker a stern look that makes his stomach flip. Yessir.
He risks a glance at his monitor, seeing the number rise again, and oh. Oh. Oh no.
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Or, Dennis gets injured, and his heartbeat reveals exactly how he feels about Dr. Robby.
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Dennis takes a deep breath in to calm himself, but as he breathes out, he confesses, “Trinity made a bet with Samira that I could get anyone in the bar to buy me a drink because I kind of have a knack for it, but Samira chose you, and now they’re watching us, and I’m so sorry.”
His boss blinks at him a couple of times, probably figuring out the least problematic way to fire him or berate him for being so damn unprofessional. He should’ve just said no to Trinity and Samira and killed the vibes for the night; he’d prefer that to whatever Robby is about to say. He can already see the anger bubbling up inside him that’s going to—
“I’ll buy you a drink.”
Dennis stares at him, unblinking. After a few seconds, he manages to ask, “What?”
“I’ll buy you a drink,” Robby repeats, then leans over to pat the bar stool next to him. “But you’re going to have to earn it.”
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Or, Dennis tries every trick in the book to get Dr. Robby to buy him a drink and to stay.