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    Supreme Chancellor Obi-Wan Kenobi by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy  

    01 Aug 2026

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    By an old Republic law, all members of the Jedi High Council are senators in the Galactic Senate, and can thus be voted in as chancellor. A Senator from a less prominent planet has had enough of Chancellor Palpatine's incompetence and calls for a Vote of No-Confidence and the installation of Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi as Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic.

    This one action becomes the catalyst that changes the direction of the galaxy.

    or “Obi-Wan’s Life Gets Worse (Though It’s Not As Bad As It Could’ve Been)”.

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    19 Jun 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    in which Obi-Wan enters the "most assassination attempts in their first month in office" contest

    last read: ch. 92?

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    *Un-Time Travels Your Fix-It* by

    Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    08 Aug 2026

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    You already know how the story goes: after dying at the hands of Darth Vader, Obi-Wan Kenobi wakes up in the body of his younger self years before the rise of the Empire. Having been given a second chance, Obi-Wan raises Anakin Skywalker to be slightly less homicidal, stops a number of Jedi from falling and/or dying, prevents the War, reforms the Jedi Order, befriends a Mandalorian or two, curbstomps Palpatine, etc. It takes many years and a few hundred thousand words of being very badass while pretending not to have PTSD around his loved ones, but eventually, Obi-Wan prevents a horrible future that only he knows about and gets a happy ending.

    This is not that story.

    This is the story of how, just before the grand climax of his time travel fix-it, Obi-Wan Kenobi loses a few decades of his memory, reverting him to the person he was at the age of thirty-six — the first time. Now no one knows about the horrible future Obi-Wan is supposed to prevent, least of all Obi-Wan himself. Whoops.

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    09 Aug 2026

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    our caches and constellations by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    01 Oct 2022

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    Eleven years ago, the Jedi order got wind of the closing pincers of a Sith trap and scattered to the remote corners of the galaxy. Ten years ago, millions of clone commanders and troopers were introduced as the Republic’s new Army, made for fighting a war alongside people the galaxy seemed to be forgetting ever existed. Nine months ago, Commander Cody decided he was no longer going to risk his men's lives for the whims of clueless generals. Now, his decision to save a boy and a man in the desert, and the plan he comes up with to get away with it, will change the galaxy.

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    30 Jul 2026

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    The Fallen by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics)  

    01 Jul 2025

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    A Fallen Jedi remakes the galaxy.

    Not that Fallen Jedi.

    Not that one, either.

     

    Aka Anakin Skywalker gets the Master he wants, and the fallout changes the galaxy as they all know it. One sassy murder at a time.

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    26 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fucking amazing. the best Star Wars fic I've read in a while. I feel like someone has finally done Sith!Obi-wan justice.

    the perfect length 👌

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    Give Thanks to Broken Bones by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Batman - All Media Types  

    30 Mar 2021

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    The bodyguard is incredibly well-respected in the superhero single parent community. He is also, Tony’s realizing, something of an asshole.

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    30 Jun 2026