Uniqueusername73
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“In the Tiny Town of South Park Lived an Awful Grinch Named Craig” by Uniqueusername73
Fandoms: South Park
16 Jul 2026
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I rewrote two scenes from TGWDLM because I'm going crazy.
Craig Tucker is just a guy. He goes to South Park High, he hangs out with his friends, and he goes to a coffee shop after school every day (perhaps to see a certain barista). He likes his routine. He does not—however—like musicals.
One day, suddenly everything he knows is changed upon an alien hive-mind coming to Earth to make people into appendages that sing and dance. The implications of the world becoming a musical and people becoming characters are absolutely unpleasant to Craig.
But, at least he has a specific someone who worked at a coffee shop by his side during this.
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Shadow attempts to go home after an overwhelming day, but he bumps into an annoying badger that he’d met earlier. Somehow, he lets his guard down and has a nice conversation with her. There’s also some stargazing.
Other work in this series doesn’t really have to be read to understand this one.
I still don’t know what I’m doing, apologies.
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Be Who You Are (For Your Pride) by Uniqueusername73
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
11 Jun 2025
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Sonic has had a relatively normal time recently. Eggman hasn't attacked in a while, and no other villains have been causing trouble either. When Shadow decides to hang out with no catch to it, he is over the moon (that Egghead blew up but yk). However, when Sticks finally decides to visit as well (and promptly meets Shadow), things get a bit chaotic.
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"Sonic runs over to Shadow to invite him in, 'C'mon, you should come in. I swear Sticks doesn't bite... usually.'
The latter quirks a brow and frowns in response, leaving Sonic to wonder if that was the best introduction he could've given.
'She's really nice. You just have to get to know her. You can stay right by my side,' he adds.
Shadow sighs, 'Do you really just befriend... anyone?'
'As long as they're not evil, though they can have an evil background. They just have to live and learn, you know?'
'Unfortunately, I do.'"
Author's Warning: I don't know what I'm doing. I'm sorry.
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Sticks and Stones May Break Hedgehog Bones, But Shipping Really Hurts Them. by Uniqueusername73
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
20 Jul 2025
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It's quite a day: Nearly getting hit by a truck, drenched in hot coffee and then asked to help get rid of a dead body. Thank god, Ted doesn't have to relive that day ever again. Right?
Or: Ted Spankoffski finds himself in a timeloop. And he's not alone.
to quote Emma Perkins in the 2018 hit musical The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals: "It's just a fucking loop?!"
Bookmarked by Uniqueusername73
01 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
I can’t stop coming back to this, to the point in which one would think I’M in a time loop, condemned to read beautiful literature repeatedly.
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Eric Cartman has a gift. Well, more like a curse. Well, more like both.
The thing is, he’s supposed to spread love, maintain a certain cosmic balance, and not screw up before Valentine’s Day. Three things. Just three.
He already failed at the last one.
Now chaos is unfolding, Kyle is suffering, and Eric — the great Eric Cartman — will have to do the unthinkable: sacrifice himself for someone else.
Don’t ask how he got here. He’s not entirely sure either.
Bookmarked by Uniqueusername73
16 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Almost every time I overheat, I think about what Cartman said to Stan in chapter one lmao
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Bill Really Is In Love With Ted by timoothyy
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
02 Apr 2023
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Corey said "Bill really is in love with Ted. That is Bills secret." and I've been rotating it in my head ever since. So here's a fic about Bill falling in love with Ted and then being in love with Ted (secretly) and Ted finding out.
Bookmarked by Uniqueusername73
16 Jul 2026
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It also means a whole lot more visits to the Beanie’s and Starbucks, because while the management hasn’t cut on heating in their building like they did last year, fuck these guys, Ted’s body has the wonderful inability to regulate its temperature, and the only way he can warm up is pouring boiling hot tea right into himself or spending the entire day under a blanket.
It’s not really possible to do the second one in his office, so his saviors are the paper cups and shitty Beanie’s coffee. Occasionally, when Paul isn’t at work, Ted switches to Starbucks and drinks something that is actually coffee.
64 — "IT'S TWO SUGARS, RIGHT?"
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- Part 9 of 100 ways to say i love you
Bookmarked by Uniqueusername73
16 Jul 2026
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When Dexter fails to kill Debra, Brian realizes his little brother isn't ready.
He can't set someone free who doesn't want it.
He's waited over twenty years for this. He can wait a little longer.
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Meanwhile, Dexter is left behind to deal.
Doakes doesn't make it any easier.
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Bookmarked by Uniqueusername73
27 Jun 2026
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I don't know why I'm bookmarking this only now, but I really like this fic and have been enjoying it for months now, so yeah