Valentaina18
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"Meet you in the usual broom cupboard?"
"I’m on my way"
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Draco Malfoy learn about muggle culture
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Theo discovers the joy of the Snickers bar and sympathy cravings.
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“My beautiful and sweet Theo.”
He recognized the voice but…It couldn't be true.
Draco? - His name came out like a whisper from his mouth.
It couldn't be true, his Draco had died.
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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13 Apr 2026
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A story about mother’s love and her journey moving forward.
Astoria’s POV, Dramione Love Story.
*inspired from the kdrama Hi, Bye, Mama
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01 Nov 2025
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As a mysterious virus plagues the world, Draco Malfoy wakes up from a magically-induced coma in hospital after a freak Quidditch accident with no clue as to the horrors that have ravaged the country. Helpless, pathetic and alone, he meets an unlikely group that helps him survive.
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Bookmarked by Valentaina18
26 Feb 2025
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To the world, Hermione Granger is dead.
To the Order, she is their strongest weapon.
To herself, she is a shell of the girl she once knew.
To Grand Inquisitor Draco Malfoy, she is Rose Turner—his children’s new governess.
When Astoria Malfoy dies, an opportunity arises for the Order to get close to Voldemort’s inner circle. Using her expertly honed skills as a Master Legilimens, Hermione infiltrates Malfoy Manor as a governess and works to locate the last remaining Horcruxes, no matter the cost.
A Voldemort wins AU inspired by Jane Eyre and The Sound of Music
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Bookmarked by Valentaina18
01 Feb 2025
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He knows better. He knows that expectations, bound by duty and honour, coated in bloodshed, won’t allow him to act on selfish desires. But when Draco meets his daughter’s teacher, everything shifts. He knows what he wants.
And he’s determined to get her.
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Bookmarked by Valentaina18
24 Jan 2025