VampireSpider
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‘Helsinki syndrome,’ Rimmer says again. ‘It’s that thing, you know, where you’re stuck with someone for such a long time that you start to like them.’
Kryten's face twists into what Rimmer not-so-secretly thinks of as know-it-all git mode. ‘I think you mean Stockholm Syndrome,’ he says. Rimmer heroically doesn’t smack him.
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- Part 2 of jump, skip, land
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‘You know you’re going to give in, so might as well do it now and save us some time,’ Lister says, grinning in a way Rimmer suspects he thinks is charming, but in Rimmer’s opinion just makes him look like a particularly grating gerbil. He is not going to be charmed by that.
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- Part 2 of (you found me)
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Rimmer looks down at himself, touches the edge of the table and looks up at Lister with an expression on his face which can only be described as hungry.
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- Part 1 of (you found me)
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The universe is trying to tell Lister something.
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- Part 1 of jump, skip, land
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“Marry me, smeghead.”
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Rimmer's gone halfway mad after his latest failed attempt to pass the exam. Lister decides to take his mind off it in the worst way possible.
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It was just like Rimmer to stride into their room and make an outlandish, nigh comedic, demand of Lister without a shred of warning. However, they generally had something to do with revision timetables or deep cleaning their shared toilet. This one, though—this took the cake. It took the cake, ran high up into the mountains where no one could possibly catch it, and asked the cake to have sex with it. Apparently.
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A PWP that developed a *teensy* bit of plot, and somehow ballooned into my largest Red Dwarf fic to date. Oops!
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25 Jul 2026
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Rimmer tries hypnotising Lister to help him quit smoking.
That's not the only outcome.
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Maybe it's the intrigue — of the man, of the night, of the fact that Listers considering this at all. He eyes the shoes, the beige hem of pants sticking out the bottom of the coat, the way the guy stands like he's chained in front of a firing squad. The fake moustache that is absolutely going to fall off his face if it doesn't just slowly inch its way down to his neck like a live caterpillar first.
Lister idly nods. "What's your name?"
The man thinks for a moment.
"Todhunter. Christopher Todhunter. Superior officer."
Lister nods again, not believing it for one second.
"Not cheap," He says, rocking slightly on his heels, "Half now, half later."
OR, Lister gets mistaken for a mysterious man of the night and might just take someone up on it.
Bookmarked by VampireSpider
21 Jul 2026
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Rimmer’s carefree tenure as Ace is interrupted when he discovers a communication device with Lister on its other end. While Lister prods in their relationship, Rimmer’s curiosity about the device’s creation leads him to discover what it really means to surrender his life to being an interdimensional hero.
Bookmarked by VampireSpider
20 Jul 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is so, so gorgeous <3 and creative and in character.